Sweet Pete

I wish you wouldn't shout my name in the vinegar strokes.

I can hear BBPF from here masturbating at the thought of Lindsay being there again next season.

Where's the article?

I just assumed he'd always wanted to work for a sociopathic megalomaniac.

That navy away top with the gold trip was superb. I was disappointed it only lasted one season.

*phew* Had you down as a mink there.

Get those nails cut you utter fucking tramp.

Took my wee one hillwalking (a miniature form, walking over a huge hill in the middle of town near my house) recently and he got on great guns. Had taken yesterday off work to get some stuff done and had the day at home, about 11am I asked him if he fancied going out for a walk to get some fresh air and he says "want to climb big mountain", so we put our wellies and raincoats on and climbed it again, then spent an hour walking all round finding muddy puddles to jump in. Was the best Wednesday I've had in a while.

There's no "not sure" about it. The board would prefer we sent our money by post and they played in an empty stadium. Carpet bagging b*****ds.

Nobody ever says Italy.

Ah yes, the Duffle Coat District. There's Maryanne's Duffle Coats, the fun thing about that place is - she gets in the duffle coat with you!

Took sarnies to work this morning and just scarfed tham as I was hungry this morning. Now have stomach cramps.

Year to May 15.

Disappointing Chairman's statement from Jim Mann. Shows a lack of self-awareness of the issues surrounding the club's culture of treatment towards its core support. Troubling financial figures as well.

There's so much low flying banter in here that it's dangerous.

Got through a power of work in the office, bought a vintage Berghaus I'd had my eye on, arranged a tattoo session, signed a life insurance policy and got a two for one on non-council. A successful Thursday.

We'll always have his goal at Livingston. Me and Clarko_son went to see Albion Rovers one day when Sons had an unattractive away day, purely to see Kevin Nicol and Patch. Got there and neither was in the team that day.

Probably because it's ugly shite.

Loved that wee guy. I spoke to him on the phone for about an hour one day getting an interview that then never saw the light of day.

Really not looking forward to seeing your bird.

Just in the hope that you'd then not be the ugliest one in the room?

It's the "ein" that's contentious, but it's correct in the context as he's not himself a Berliner.

The doughnut story is a myth. What he said was correct.

Waiting on some eBay seller getting back to me on an offer for some vintage Berghaus goodness and not heard anything for two days.