Sweet Pete

Don't think it's formal yet, but he's been told he's free to leave so he's likely on trial at Pars whilst still contracted to us.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hope they give Gary Locke a role too.

Those poor, stupid b*****ds.

Is Jefferies still gaffer at Pars? He strikes me as a very Jefferies-esque signing.

f**k knows. Doubt we'd be paying him more than the Jambos, but you never know.

One of Locke's guid honest laddies. A shite midfielder. Enjoy, Pars!

I was utterly melted at Broch away. Having breakfast roll en-route, getting to the pub and starting straight on a pint, Isle of Skye and Jaeger shot each round. Passed up their kind lunch offer. Went to pub again at half time. Slept most of the way home.

Ya wee cocktease, Rab.

See if we were a Junior team, I'd make him captain.

Weird thing about Chizzy was, the more the grumpy auld b*****ds in the stand would critiscise him, the more the rest of us took him to our hearts in spite of his obvious limitations. He was adorable in spite of being shite, like watching a video of a baby trying to walk and falling on its arse and saying "aaawwwww!". the fact of the matter was that he was easily one of the most limited players in the squad, but his sheer effort was far more than many others and was what led to him making so many appearances and in so many positions. That he played senior football is a triumph of effort over talent.

He was telling me about it at the end of the year awards dance. We were both puggled right enough, but he was giving me the run down on all the players in the squad he likes and dislikes and when he got to Chappers he was clearly beeling, didn't like him at all and told me he set about him in the changing room on two separate occasions. Chaplain passed by talking to someone later and didn't look keen on Chizzy so I reckon he was legit.

How dare you?! Sir Iain of Chisholm may well have been a shite fitba player, but he leathered Scott Chaplain twice and was a good laugh, so swings and roundabouts.

Just a shame you lot will almost certainly f**k up the playoffs and deny us all four league derbies.

I'm almost certain he signed an extension before going out on loan to Dumbarton. Good prospect, with time he'll be a player.

Go home and rattle your bird and watch the highlights later.

^^^ Fights for his right to party.

^^^ Battered WeeperDee's da.

They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.

He's reet skinny. But a cracking fullback. If he hits the gym I don't see why he can't go all the way.

WeeperDee watching his dad get leathered and not stepping in. That kid just keeps plumbing new depths.

It was, yeah.

Three years yesterday since SubCrawl II Crawl Harder.

Implement your mouth round my balls.

A tenner for head?! Count me in.

This is my turf!