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  1. Sweet Pete
    I'm not sure how I can phrase this differently than I have any of the other thousand times, but I'm not site based.
  2. Sweet Pete
    Denim cut offs that show my ample bootay
  3. Sweet Pete
    Not sheep, no. People who wear slim fit jeans are c***s. HTH.
  4. Sweet Pete
    I would suggest that you stop being such a whiny little bitch.
  5. Sweet Pete
    Know it well. Nice chippy just along the road near the pub.
  6. Sweet Pete
    Not it's not the topic that's at hand, it's her ring.
  7. Sweet Pete
    Whilst eating a sammitch in Edinbooroh?
  8. Sweet Pete
    Yours does.
  9. Sweet Pete
    I prefer The Shocker.
  10. Sweet Pete
    I finish at four on a Friday.
  11. Sweet Pete
    Word, yo. Treated myself to a new jacket last night to celebrate and the wife bought me some trainers during the week. Shipping the boy off to his gran's on Saturday and taking the missus out on the town. Might even try and finger her. Weekend ahoy!
  12. Sweet Pete
    What merchant do you work at, Philpy? I'm needing to call in an order this afternoon, about 4ish.
  13. Sweet Pete
    I'm a hand surgeon so can assure you that your swelling should have gone down by now and your hand will need to be amputated. That flap of dead skin is just the beginning, the rest of your hand will soon follow.
  14. Sweet Pete
    Poor Dave.
  15. Sweet Pete
    I'm afraid you'd need to enlighten me.
  16. Sweet Pete
    I had not considered the outside threats to the business from gangsters and the like. Thanks for setting me straight. I will now give up my dream of owning and operating a manky roll van.
  17. Sweet Pete
    You know, if it wasn't for the early starts and smell of hot burger fat, I reckon one could make a decent living doing that, especially given how much the b*****ds charge when they've got your undivided attention like at gigs, fitba games, festivals etc.
  18. Sweet Pete
    Not if you're accompanying it with a w**k.
  19. Sweet Pete
    Doing sum quick sums here, I make it 36 years until state retirement age, unless they increase it from 67 before then. Oh joy.
  20. Sweet Pete
    All the shite of the day rolls to me. Site guys, architects, clients, owners, designers, engineers, suppliers, subcontractors, building control, banking, tax, accountants, all goes through me. I get to listen to the utter nonsense of everyone involved for only £250,000 per annum*. *or possibly slightly less.
  21. Sweet Pete
    Maybe. Or maybe my colleagues and the general public are just eejits. I'm not sure I'm cut out for this "work" thing. I'd be far happier just being given money and not having to do anything.
  22. Sweet Pete
    Work. I'm constantly beset by morons.
  23. Sweet Pete
    She hated you too.
  24. Sweet Pete
    I was visiting Elgin for a pre-season tournament hosted by City and featuring Killie, Locos and County. Stayed in Forres as the B&B was nice and did the whisky tours whilst up there.
  25. Sweet Pete
    Who wants to know?
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