Sweet Pete

Thank goodness a Killie fan showed up to clue the Sons in on this signing.

*begins peeling Osei-Obengo's name from shirt*

Didn't want to travel anywhere other than Annan

CANNOT UNSEE

Best of luck to Ryan. Was a good player for us in a quiet, unspectacular way. If he and Wetherson intend playing for Shettleston as well as managing then I'd imagine they'd stand out at that level.

If we could wipe the slate clean and keep only Dicker, Slater, McKenzie, Splaine, MacDonald, Connolly, Balatoni, Kiltie, Smith, McHattie, Higginbotham (though I'm still waiting to be fully convinced by him), Johnston, O'Hara and retain Hodson and Faubert then I'd be thrilled. Sadly though, several of those are out of contract this off season and a lot of the dross is still under contract.

I remember vividly his debut and his breakthrough season and thinking he looked a great player whether at right back, breaking up the play in midfield or even left back. He was quick as a whippet and never gave the opposition midfield a minute. See him shambling about at age 29 makes me feel old. And sad. And hungry. And slightly itchy.

A promising youngster. 11 years ago.

I'd genuinely have no problem getting rid of Hamill, Carrick, Robinson, Westlake, Barbour, Boyd, Ashcroft and Syme were it possible. Added to the loan players (Hodson and Findlay) leaving that would leave us struggling to field a team at all, but I've been sufficiently unimpressed by that lot. I'm not convinced by Obadeyi or Higginbotham either, but saved them from the chop as I was feeling generous. However, were it possible in some mystical fantasy land to bin all that lot and start from scratch in summer then I'd be fairly pleased.

Hamill's token couple of good games a season definitely aren't worth keeping him around for. Barbour is horrendous. I'll be pretty surprised if he pitches up at another full time club (or at least if he stays at another one for long before being found out). I strongly suspect the part time seaside leagues await. Robinson is an empty jersey. Good to see Clark sweeping some deadwood to free up some funds. I can see numerous other players leaving shortly. Regardless of whether we stay up or go down, we have a lot of players out of contract or ending loans and a lot of players who aren't good enough. Will be a summer of rebuilding either way.

Yes, my marriage is excellent. Thank you.

I'm not. I manage a construction company. They just happen to sell kitchens.

Primarily building contractors, but we also design, supply and install kitchens. Have a showroom in the west end.

I trust you'll be contacting your ol' pal for a quote... I'd love it if clients were as quick as that making a choice on a kitchen. More often than not my clients take umpteen showroom visits, a hundred emails and half a dozen 3D designs and quote changes before finally deciding.

A big fat no.

Ah. Cool. Gotcha.

I always smell a rat when folk suggest pay per play deals, as they're not all that common in reality. However, that could just be my suspicious nature.

I love blowjobs and I love money, so if he wants to pay to give me a blowjob then I'm game.

We've all experienced spam letters in the post, and we've been getting spam emails and pop ups etc online for years now too, but I have just experienced live action spamming. Went to the newsagent beside my office to buy a can of juice and the young lad behind the till starts asking me if I knowthat it's possible to make "£1000 per week via associated marketing" if I'd like to give him a few minutes of my time. He also asked me if I "ever use the online world" and mimicked typing. It was like the Internet had just reached this wee guy's house. f**k off, mate. I just want a Coke.

Where you hearing that from, Nico?

Slipped coming out of Viva Brasil last night, ruining a button on the cuff of my jacket and bruising my hand. Thankfully Bothwell Street was unusually quiet. Was sober too! Bloody slippy soled brogues!

I still think Mrs M would be easy to spot. She has tits, you see.

Everyone did this highly unusual and unorthodox thing of shaking hands and introducing themselves by first name. It was groundbreaking. I'd never seen the like before. Mrs M was easy to spot.

The Rosevale is Walter Smith's place? Not been in yet, but fancy seeing what it's like. Looks decent.

That appears to be me standing outside Munro's.