Had six doctors looking at my banger earlier, one of whom was a young blonde in a tartan skirt, it's a good job I've got a tiny wee cock so they didn't notice my hard on.
Actually a damn good hospital. This is my second enforced stay here in two years and both times the care has been excellent. Far superior to shite like the Western Infirmary.
Canceled my plans to go to a soul night tonight due to a mixture of tiredness and limited babysitting availability and just had a call reminding me that it's the first anniversary of my aul fellas death tomorrow, something which I had purposefully pushed out of my mind.