Sweet Pete

Tell them that bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, then drop the mic.

Just shaved off my Grizzly Adams beard. My son is finding the change from lumberjack Daddy to baby faced Daddy hilarious.

When it takes longer to clean up after a jobby than it took to have the jobby, then you know it was an uncooperative jobby. A bad jobby.

Throbs, Im a manager in the construction industry, mainly domestic previously, but lately involving high value commercial projects. Im not a projects manager like our resident lady boy humper, Im more a general manager. I very rarely work on site and my role takes in bits and pieces of project management, cost accounting, office management, quantity surveying, design etc. Smaller firms like us generally require you to be a bit flexible where role boundaries are concerned, bigger firms will have separate folk for all of those roles usually. The work isn't boring for the most part and the pay is good. I bitch about it at times, but I genuinely love my job.

I fucking wish the regs were still as lax, I've been up to my nuts in CDM regs, method statements, CITB, risk assessments, CSCS, HSE and other assorted gubbins for the past three days.

Speculate on this *grabs nutsack*

I've just read through the last two pages of this thread and every single word is unfounded speculation. Chillax, chaps.

I fucking hate those c***s. Bullet Express delivery company are the absolute worst for this. One of my site guys nearly knocked one of their drivers out over their attitude a couple of years back. They literally will try to get out of any delivery that isn't to a road as wide as a fucking airport runway.

What's Reynard's Twitter?

If I'm not out by 5pm I won't be going anywhere, I'll lose the motivation and stay home. Ideally I like to go out at noon.

£3.30 for a pint can of Guinness in the stadium bar at Dumbarton. I'm starting to remember why I stopped going to home games a couple of seasons ago.

Sorted. Called the club, they said just to pick one up before kick off. Nice and easy.

When I posted my question that was literally the first time I had even considered going to the game, hence why I haven't had tickets sorted previously. Haven't been to a home game for an age. I'll give the club a phone and see if I can reserve a brief for pick up, but if it looks like being a pain in the arse I'll just leave it.

What's the sitch with tickets for tomorrow? Collect on the day or post only or pick up during business times from the stadium?

You're both wrong. It's a leopard skin g-string.

The zip fly on my trousers has burst. I now need to spend the whole day at work and the commute home with a slightly higher than usual chance that my cock will be visible.

In his stupid gold suit and loud shirts he tends to look a bit like a cabaret singer in a shite Benidorm club.

Not the same thing. The company who bought DFC have yet to pay an outstanding balance to Rankine, not DFC themselves. Anyway, that's just according to Rankine. It could well be nonsense.

Truthfully, we've no idea. Our owners like to maintain an air of mystery.

By rights they should be deid long before now. They've got miraculous staying power despite being bankrupt since formation and shambling from one calamity to another (with a brief break to win the League Cup).

I'd never describe any transaction involving Neil Rankine or Brabco as "straightforward".

Livingston fined and given a player registration ban: http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/livingston/315677-livingston-fined-and-banned-from-registering-players-over-rankine-issues/

That claim by Rankine that he's still owed money from the sale of the Sons is cited in this STV article today about Livingston being fined / embargoed for dual ownership breaches: http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/livingston/315677-livingston-fined-and-banned-from-registering-players-over-rankine-issues/ I'd love to hear the full facts on this issue.

That's just a photo of Hanson, isn't it?

That'll do, pig. That'll do.