My wife's pal's dad ('s goldfishes sister's husband's cousin (by marriage)) makes loads of bevvy, he's always got several vats of wine, cider and beer on the go. Anytime I see him he gives me some homemade beer and weird varieties of homemade fruit wine, most of which are very sweet and rather delicious. I'd pop by and see him more often purely for the free booze, but he's a boring aul c**t and his wife's a headcase.