Sweet Pete

Howling at this.

Yeah, good to hear you're free. Yeah?

The DBM, while having a cringeworthy name, are not a hooligan mob. Far too many people get the two confused, for some reason.

Young lads on bus 4, all about 15/16, all Rangers supporters and a couple of Celtic. Think they're from the town. If they want to come along and support their local club then they should be welcomed.

Same lot who came along to Pittodrie?

Where'd you hear that?

I've gotten into trouble for thinking about children in the past...

Could be a pain in the arse trying to get everyone together. I'd suggest contacting the club to get an area set aside, make it easier.

I've moved seats a couple of times over the years.

Well I often fantasise about fucking you, so yeah, you probably are.

Likewise. I could have made more home games this season than I have, but I've gone off them a bit. I walked out of a few early last season for the same reason. I've mentioned it on here before numerous times, but usually it's just me complaining and nobody else ever seems to notice. Our home crowd has a large div ratio, a reason for which I suspect is down to the average age of the crowd, there's a lot of fairly old folk at home games and some of them just complain regardless of whether the situation even merits it. I mentioned it on here at the time, but I saw an elderly woman a while back in a hand knitted Dumbarton jumper complaining about things that hadn't even happened, while at the same time an old guy in the row in front her was complaining to the lino about things that hadn't even happened in his half of the park. Going to the match for these folk is just a chance to get out of the house and get some complaining in because no-one will give them a platform to complain elsewhere.

That's a point that myself and others have discussed endlessly in the past few years. And it's a ratio I haven't seen replicated anywhere else.

Agreed. He gets on my fucking wick. Has a tendency to shout for fouls that no-one else in the stadium has seen and get irate over completely inoccuous challenges. An oddball indeed.

I sit down the front near the half way line as I prefer to be close to the action.

Which lot? What patter?

It's good that you can admit it though

I'd love it if you signed for the Sons, there's no players in the squad just now that I really hate. You'd be a cracking target for abuse.

I've got a silly beard, as do The Moonster and Snudge, but I highly doubt any of us will be getting signed

I've read this a couple of times now and still can't quite figure out what you're trying to say. Are you implying that Morton's current squad would deem themselves too good for us?

I was happy when he signed and he started off well enough, but he's been out of the picture for a while despite being apparently fit, then when he has come in he's been prone to a card.

He better not play tonight, he's a fucking liability.

Yeah but why settle for a crisis when you can have a circus?

That bit stood out to me as being possibly the most insulting thing in the whole article. I read it as the Morton chairman saying that the Morton manager is not even motivated enough to be upset about their predicament.

What a shambles of a club

Agreed. It's not some form of really clever satire, he really is mentally disturbed.