TheScarf

As sure as night follows fucking day

McKay is playing up front but the only way he can get a touch of the ball is dropping into midfield as our build up play is laughably slow.

He's been the best player on the park. Max Anderson the worst by several thousand miles.

Half the town support your loser club.

How slow is our tempo. Fuck me.

That's why we're 8th in the league. Couldn't finish a tug that lot.

He's the guy who always scores winners against United.

I've got a Charlatans tattoo. A simply superb band.

Phil was the classic 'good business, shite businessman' candidate. Overall I think Rachel deserved it, she was a solid candidate throughout, gyms are the rage these days so her and Sugar are bound to make money. Especially from folk who want to join a gym that is owned by an Apprentice winner. Agreed about the pies, they looked shite and like they would crumble just by breathing on them. When the candidates came back to help out, I was like 'who the fuck is this ginger cunt at the back?' Totally forgot about the other Paul in the process.

I completely forgot this was on. I can't make it tonight so will watch it on the box.

Almost all of those things are reserved to Westminster, but apart from that, excellent post.

So the 2 colt sides are averaging just over 400 combined for their home games. Linlithgow Rose and Berwick Rangers average that or more themselves.

Aye they lucked out a bit with having an England regular in Declan Rice in their side for a few years, culminating in getting the Conference League, but they are, and always will be, a third tier Barclays side. Like Everton, no one takes them seriously.

My old boss from about a decade ago was ex-Royal Engineers and his work ethic was unreal. His thought process when going into any job was always well thought out, logical and made perfect sense. It's kind of rubbed off on me too, if I have to go to a site I'm there sharp, having planned and prepped and made sure I've got everything I need to complete the job and I plan for if I won't finish the job or run into issues or problems when I'm there. That all sounds like common sense, but for the majority of gimps I've worked with, in various jobs over the years, it isn't. You'd be amazed how many folk would go to a job alone or with me, and be completely underprepared for it, run into issues and have to go back another day to finish it. When I worked with this guy from the Army that never happened once, nor does it ever happen to me when I'm on a solo trip.

Strathy are getting some investment over the summer I'm hearing, guys from some local firms are wanting involved with the club. So I expect them to be a bit more competitive next season.

Clement's catastrophically bald head has rolled off his neck so hard it was recorded on the Richter scale. Glorious.

This is all getting tee'd up for a return of Alan Savage as chairman IMO.

It's been like that since the referendum in 2014, Sandy. It's a Unionist corporation so it stands to reason that it's employees will be, in the vast majority, Scottish Unionists. Certainly the editors appear to be.

They've always been called that.

Our chairman has stated we'll be full time next season regardless of what league we're in.

Buckie's team is chock full of ex Aberdeen, The Caley and County youth players, some of whom we're full time. They aren't not going to hammer the shite, regardless of how much time there is between games. They won't be getting out of first gear, so their energy reserves won't be taking much of a hit. A mate's wee brother is good friends with a Brora player who told me their desperate to take something from the Brechin game on Saturday. So you'll probably win 4-0.

Ross County second in command Stevie Ferguson top left of the first pic.

Ferguson is a moron, we're in this predicament due to both him and Billy Dodds being terrible managers.

Ujdur is probably in the top 3 centre halves in the league but Ferguson refuses to play him as he was signed before he arrived.

Howzat?