Suspect Device

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-41238822 Inflation up to 2.9% (CPI) or 3.9% (RPI) The start of hyper inflation or just the worst it will reach before Brexit induced sterling weakness falls out of the annual measure?

Returns this week. Hoorah! From Stratford, only panellist so far is Will Self. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0953y4c

Assuming that you're not a Tory, why would it be a bad thing? If no-one agrees with his bat shit mental religious fundamentalism, then they will lose votes. On the other hand if he does get elected, then in 3 years time my daughter will be getting put to work cleaning chimneys according to Bob's rant. (I hope he wasn't being serious given that he started with the old Hitler/Stalin comparison)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41172426 Fair play to the guy for sticking to his principles. Even if his principles are sky fairy influenced nonsense (IMO). A lot of politicians who are angling for the leadership would have gone down the route of avoiding or lying like the previous LibDem leader whatshisname.

Theo Snelders Stephen Wright David Robertson Jim Bett, Doug Bell Neale Cooper Niall McGinn Joe Miller John Hewitt Jonny Hayes Mark McGhee A bit too Rangers biased and lacking in defence. ETA: They were all c***s when they played for the OF though.

Does no-one in Scotland have access to Sky/kodi/dodgy streams on PC? Anyone who really wants to can see Scotland games. Pub for folk who are old enough and round to a mates house if they're young.

Would they actually say that in the advert? Seems a bit suspicious. Not saying it didn't happen but you'd have to be thick as f**k to actually have it in print. If they were going to do it, they would not say it until the interview stage surely? Maybe I'm being thick treating this seriously.

What are you looking for? I've got Ramipril, Rosuvastatin and Atenolol.

Drug dealers and old people. And me in pubs. I hate folk who pay for drinks with a card (although I did do it when I was on holiday recently)

I call it change but I've got too much money.

If you pay for something costing four quid with a five pound note, what do you call the coin you get back? Edit: A pointless argument about a crap joke is far more interesting than anything I've read from Progressive Liberal on this thread.

Possibly already been posted but Frankie Boyle was voted 2nd best joke at The Fringe for this one. “Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.” For the record, the joke that was voted funniest is this. “I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.” Ken Cheng

Absolutely mental if the police take it seriously. OK, it was a daft comment but it shows what kind of fanny you are dealing with if one of the objectors actually called the police about it.

They came for the Celtic fans but I wasn't a Celtic fan so I did nothing.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40962708 Fined £9,100 for Cyprus. They got fined £25k.

Even the Pittodrie bar is 1 0minute from Pittodrie. The Red Lion (assuming it's still open) is 13 minutes. All from Google. Never drunk in The Shepherd's Rest but I've had a meal in The Broadstraik. OK for food but not my kind of pub. I reckon I'd be hoping the stadium bar is decent with good beer and easy enough to get served. I did specifically tell them on my response NO FUCKING CARLING!

According to google, it's 10 minutes from The Bobbin to Pittodrie. It's 20 minutes from 6 degrees north 25 minutes from The Shepherd's Rest to Kingsford. 43 minutes from The Broadstraik. Of course the club would prefer you to be drinking in the stadium bar because it's more cash for them. I'm not too happy about moving out of Aberdeen but I don't think there is any other option. They obviously don't want to stay at Pittodrie.

He could always try ISIS. He was going to crush them supposedly.

Shit music, shit fashion. Great football. Pretty sure that It aint half hot mum stopped in the 70s though. Could be wrong.

Do any Hearts fans want Pressley as manager? I don't like the c**t either but I'd laugh my tits off if you ended up with him.

I believe that we should get rid of all weapons and just hand round the MDMA and weed. Maaaan.

Is it a common occurrence for someone to get slashed in a hospitality suite or is it just a Glasgow thing?

Always struck me as a dodgy fucker just like his Dad.

He doesn't seem capable of speaking. Very shouty man.

Aye but what does he know?