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He doesn't seem capable of speaking. Very shouty man.

Aye but what does he know?

Big clubs tend not to get beaten by part timers from Gibraltar. Edit: I see that Rangers can be drawn against Lincoln Red Chimps. That would be funny as f**k if they lost as well. And seriously, you're not a big team because you don#t play in England, Germany, Spain, Italy or France. So no-one gives a f**k about you.

Yes we are. It might be a fucking long shot but we are still meant to be playing football to win trophies. Not next season I reckon. Will be some rebuilding job for whoever the board decide to appoint (in their wisdom!) Given their track record (McInnes apart) I don't hold out much hope.

It's a bad deal when you can't play Christie against a team you are 'supposed' to be challenging for trophies. Ha fucking ha.

Some people seem to. As do some people in Perthshire.

Not sure how some fans would take to the union jack mug (as I like to refer to Tommy Wright)

Hey......

Is that really flip flopping? Seems more like one telling the truth and one bullshitting.

I worked it out at about £6.5k.

From Salford tonight. Amber Rudd, Andy Burnham, some anti extremism lassie, the head of the police and crime commission and a peace campaigner who lost his son in the Warrington bombing. No radical clerics unfortunately. And no UKIP for a change.

You're right, I don't. I like to hear anybody winning. The money's in my account this morning.

Aye, bet365. I've heard they're not as dodgy as some but with such a large amount of cash I won't be happy until it's in my bank account (especially since the wife has already started spending it)

Wee bitty worrying that the money hasn't landed in my account but after a live chat with them, they assure me that it'll be there by Wednesday at the latest. We'll see.

Even the church of satan want to distance themselves from Trump.

I'd laugh my tits off if Corbyn won or even brought about a hung parliament. Don't think it will happen but it would be hilarious.

Disneyland Paris is getting booked this week. And here is the winning bet.

10p lucky 63 with tips from myracing.com yesterday. Checked it before the last race with 4 big prices winners. Cashed out £15k rather than let it run for £98k. Last horse came 7th. £12.60 on. £15k back. The stuff of dreams.

I have always wanted independence but there are a lot of things I don't like about the authoritarian attitude of the SNP in power. The offensive behaviour at football act, the minimum pricing for alcohol and the named person all seem to me to be lumping everyone in with the small numbers who are actually the problem. I'm really not sure who I'm going to vote for. I might still vote SNP but only because the alternatives are all unionist. Edit: forgot to say I voted Brexit because I want government to be closer to the governed.

Beat me to it. We are irrelevant. (Scotland as a whole, I'm not an SNP voter anymore)

Are you sure about those stats? 1m 3 day parcels were issued according to the Trussel Trust but that surely doesn't mean 1m people. Still too many in such a wealthy country mind you. Also surprised in the 90 people a month dying figure. Seems very large and I'd expect Labour to be making more of an issue of it. Why are they not? Edit found the Guardian article. Shocking stats. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/society/2015/aug/27/thousands-died-after-fit-for-work-assessment-dwp-figures

Nobody brave enough to go up to her and say "You're round Ruth"?

I'll not have a bad word said about Babe Ruth.

I'm feeling bad about defending her now. Merryn's getting on my tits.