Miguel Sanchez

Missing a penalty is probably more impressive than a goal from the halfway line.

Goals from the halfway line aren't that impressive. Any professional footballer should be able to score into what's almost certainly an empty net.

I'm going to be embarrassingly short on detail here but there was a period in the 90s when international hockey teams gave their numbers out purely by position. In terms of the whole team. Meaning a goalie would wear #1 but then the next goalie on the list...

Not to worry, we have a man on the inside. @Ad Lib fix this

And the first reply is from Dan Wootton. From bad to worse.

Has he forgotten which of his seats he was referencing?

How to vote: Photo ID you'll need - GOV.UK (www.gov.uk) The photo on your ID must look like you. You can still use your ID even if it has expired.

What absolute BANTER LEGEND is blasting the tunes? Is it jmothecat?

Spoiled ballot paper probably

Haha it's pishing down

I didn't think you were that old

Couples who're kissing and halfway inside each other on the couch when one of them suddenly says "wait" and then they both actually stop and have an unrelated expositional conversation.

Surely by this point any manager who's actually highly regarded isn't even going to countenance this farce? They're only going to get failures on the rebound (just imagine Ten Hag getting it) or old people who want their pension topped up by having a year's holiday (get Big Sam imo). Can't say they don't deserve it.

Barclays!

Plastic by New Order is about Peter Hook: It's official, you're fantastic You're so special, so iconic You're the focus, of attention But you don't want it Cause you're so on it

Why are Dinamo in purple on the league table?

I've just realised 'Turkey Teeth' means he got his teeth done like you get in Turkey, not that he has teeth like a turkey.

Jurgen's not going to read this m8

One for the boxing punters:

Week 20 update Two deaths this week. Up first, Super Gran Gudrun Ure: Gudrun Ure obituary | Children's TV | The Guardian I think it's probably fair to say that for many posters, a part of their childhood has gone this week. What I can mainly say here is that she's the only person named Gudrun I've ever heard of. Ure died at 98 so she's worth 27 Base Points for @badgerthewitness (we are checking), @tamthebam and @The Naitch. ================== Second death this week is the writer Alice Munro: Alice Munro, Nobel winner and titan of the short story, dies aged 92 | Alice Munro | The Guardian Here's a funny picture from her Wikipedia page: Somewhat similarly to Paul Auster the other week, I can say I've read one of her works and enjoyed it. The View From Castle Rock is a collection of short stories which effectively all go together to tell the story of her family's emigration from Fife to Canada in the 1800s. The title story is available online here: “The View from Castle Rock,” by Alice Munro | The New Yorker Munro died at 92 so she's worth 33 Base Points for @ThomCat and, er, me. We get a Deadly Duo bonus for a total of 58 points. After these, the standings look like this: 1. mozam76 402 2. Billy Jean King 380 3. Moomintroll 346 4. psv_killie 335 5. Indale Winton, The DA 328 7. lolls 316 8. Forest_Fifer 297 9. sparky88 291 10. Ned Nederlander 282 11. lichtgilphead 279 12. The_Craig 254 13. choirbairn, The Naitch 240 15. pub car king 238 16. JustOneCornetto 225 17. blackislekillie 216 18. Arch Stanton 207 19. parxyz 206 20. cdhafc1874 204 21. Oystercatcher 198 22. Bully Wee Villa 194 23. weirdcal 191 24. Melanius Mullarkant 176 25. tamthebam 171 26. amnarab 169 27. El Guapo, mathematics 164 29. Salvo Montalbano 163 30. TxRover 157 31. alta-pete, Miguel Sanchez 156 33. ThomCat 152 34. Desp, peasy23 150 36. Raidernation 137 37. Savage Henry 134 38. Arbroathlegend36-0 126 39. Lofarl, qos_75 119 41. Arabdownunder 117 42. buddiepaul, chomp my root, scottsdad, Trogdor 113 46. sleazy, Sweaty Morph 100 48. Craig fae the Vale 95 49. pawpar 90 50. invergowrie arab, Karpaty Lviv, Ray Patterson 78 53. DG.Roma, Mark Connolly, sensorsoupe, Sergeant Wilson, Shotgun 75 58. ICTChris 74 59. D Angelo Barksdale 71 60. Florentine_Pogen 58 61. Aim Here, Darren 51 63. BillyAnchor, doulikefish 49 65. Enigma, LoonsYouthTeam 44 67. badgerthewitness 27 68. stanton 25 69. Everyone else 0 The spreadsheet has also been updated with these scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CsroU6IlQNJOesOqCc5gsI7SCw8ywBS-PUzQwLTJe4g/edit?usp=sharing

I spent half a hour typing that on a phone with my eyes barely open and never made a spelling mistake until the last word

If I hadn't I would've said I hate you for telling me too late. See you there.