Miguel Sanchez

It's going to take a very long time to clear that car, I'm sure

Verstappen still odds against for a win, free money there imo Also Wolff on the radio begging for no safety car is fucking horrible, get that to f**k

alright Aim Here calm down

Link to the spreadsheet with everyone's scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mup1IJllKHs0a47J8G6IXUkvShJrV28Iuc-Kkn7RKuo/edit?usp=sharing Link to AimHere's spreadsheet with more interesting stats and properly calculated scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1e8GqwF88AgwIGgq4TTnd4gGDpl0IhLSnAowjkARlRX4/edit#gid=0

The following contains a list of everyone's picks:

DEAD POOL HALL OF FAME 2014 Champion - Mo Wonderboy (319) 2015 Champion - Njord (649) 2016 Champion - Mr Bairn (632) 2017 Champion - DBA (498) 2018 Champion - Fuctifano (523) 2019 Champion - alta-pete (760) 2020 Champion - Bishop Briggs (520) 2021 Champion - Ned Nederlander (713)

Week 1 update (02/01/22) Week 2 update (09/01/22) Week 3 update (16/01/22) Week 4 update (23/01/22) Week 5 update (30/01/22) Week 6 update (06/02/22) Week 7 update (13/02/22) Week 8 update (20/02/22) Week 9 update (27/02/22) Week 10 update (06/03/22) Week 11 update (13/03/22) Week 12 update (20/03/22) Week 13 update (27/03/22) Week 14 update (03/04/22) Week 15 update (10/04/22) Week 16 update (17/04/22) Week 17 update (24/04/22) Week 18 update (01/05/22) Week 19 update (08/05/22) Week 20 update (15/05/22) Week 21 update (22/05/22) Week 22 update (29/05/22) Week 23 update (05/06/22) Week 24 update (12/06/22) Week 25 update (19/06/22) Week 26 update (26/06/22) Week 27 update (03/07/22) Week 28 update (10/07/22) Week 29 update (17/07/22) Week 30 update (24/07/22) Week 31 update (31/07/22) Week 32 update (07/08/22) Week 33 update (14/08/22) Week 34 update (21/08/22) Week 35 update (28/08/22) Week 36 update (04/09/22) Week 37 update (11/09/22) Week 38 update (18/09/22) Week 39 update (25/09/22) Week 40 update (02/10/22) Week 41 update (09/10/22) Week 42 update (16/10/22) Week 43 update (23/10/22) Week 44 update (30/10/22) Week 45 update (06/11/22) Week 46 update (13/11/22) Week 47 update (20/11/22) Week 48 update (27/11/22) Week 49 update (04/12/22) Week 50 update (11/12/22) Week 51 update (18/12/22) Week 52 update (25/12/22) Week 53 update (01/01/23)

Standings (01/01/23) 1. JustOneCornetto 766 2. Indale Winton 721 3. Bishop Briggs 691 4. Arabdownunder 616 5. Ned Nederlander 571 6. chompmyroot 551 7. Billy Jean King 546 8. Arch Stanton, sparky88 518 10. weirdcal 516 11. psv_killie 512 12. pub car king 485 13. The_Craig 474 14. gkneil 455 15. Fuctifano 428 16. Sergeant Wilson 427 17. Moomintroll 416 18. The DA 406 19. mathematics 394 20. peasy23 391 21. Lofarl 378 22. buddiepaul 361 23. nessies long lost ghost 344 24. Sweaty Morph 342 25. Arbroathlegend36-0 341 26. Savage Henry 338 27. thistledo 336 28. pawpar 327 29. microdave 313 30. cdhafc1874 305 31. Desp 303 32. ayrunitedfw 299 33. ThomCat 293 34. Raidernation 291 35. jimbaxters 282 36. Melanius Mullarkay, sleazy 280 38. The Master 273 39. scottsdad, tamthebam 262 41. Blootoon87 253 42. LoonsYouthTeam 247 43. dagane 242 44. lichtgilphead 237 45. Karpaty Lviv 235 46. The Hologram 232 47. doulikefish 229 48. 10menwent2mow 223 49. HI HAT 222 50. ICTJohnboy 221 51. senorsoupe 219 52. The Naitch 213 53. Lex 211 54. djchapsticks 210 55. Aim Here 205 56. Florentine_Pogen 202 57. gingette 199 58. Bully Wee Villa 190 59. paulathame 171 60. Oystercatcher 170 61. Enigma 167 62. thisal 160 63. qos_75 159 64. statts1976uk 154 65. Mark Connolly 153 66. mozam76 146 67. Billy Anchor 142 68. Scorge 141 69. mizfit 136 70. sophia 131 71. Bert Raccoon 125 72. Duszek, willie adie 115 74. Hamish's Passenger, speckled tangerine 112 76. Les Cabbage 111 77. Miguel Sanchez 105 78. Glen Sannox 101 79. DG.Roma, Eednud, TxRover 86 82. superbigal 84 83. Ray Patterson 76 84. stanton 75 85. cambozpar 74 86. D.V.T. 59 87. Aladdin, HTG, invergowrie arab, smpar, Soapy FFC 58 92. Cardinal Richelieu, get_the_subbies_on, RossBFaeDundee 52 95. Amarillo Bairn 44 96. Curmudgeon 35 97. Bold Rover, Clockwork, Hedgecutter, lolls, Stringer Bell 29 102. amnarab 27 ZERO POINTERS: @Cairn Terrier, @dee_62, @expatowner, @HibsFan, @HK Hibee, @ParsJake, @Raven, @Richey Edwards, @superwell87, @wellinwigan

The Big Sleep (1939) - Raymond Chandler It's the second Sunday of the month, so it's time for a new Dead Pool thread. The planet's dying, but so are people. So why not have some fun with it? If you're new to the Dead Pool, it's quite simple. You pick fifteen celebrities you think will die over the course of the coming year (2022). If any of them die, you get points. Whoever gets the most points by the end of the year wins, everyone else is furious at their choices and over-compensates by putting a bunch of oldies in the next year's team and they barely score anything. If you still fancy getting some enjoyment out of people dying, here's what you need to know: RULES To enter, you must be registered on Pie & Bovril before this thread was posted. To enter, send me a NEW private message containing the names of 15 celebrities you think will die in 2022. To make it as easy as possible for me and limit the possibility of mistakes, please try to spell their names correctly. If they use alternate names, please make a note of this. Reasons for a person's fame are welcome for clarification. When submitting a team, please create a new message. In order to have space in my inbox for everyone's entries I have to empty it each year. If you reply to a previous message you've sent me, I won't see it. Seriously, send it on a new message. If you've played in previous years don't send your team via that message, create a new one. I will reply to every message to confirm I've received it, so if I don't, I haven't. For the purposes of eligibility, your PM must be sent to me by 00:00 GMT, January 1, 2022. The game will officially end on 00:00 GMT, January 1, 2023. Despite this, if someone dies in a different time zone, the local time and date will be considered instead. In order to be eligible upon death, your entrants must receive an obituary in a UK-based national news source. Websites concerning a niche interest do not count in this instance - it must be a mainstream news source. If you pick someone obscure or non-British, you may have to find and post a qualifying obituary. I will make every possible effort to find a qualifying link for anyone who dies. The Lauren Hill Rule - American college sports personalities are not eligible. The Liz Taylor Rule - Is someone a celebrity if their child or spouse or relative is famous? Probably not. If their only claim to fame is a well-known relation, they don't count. The Abubakar Shekau Rule - If a pick's date of birth is unconfirmed or unavailable, their points will be calculated assuming their date of birth is the 1st of January of the latest year provided by relevant sources. The Terminal Rule - People who are famous specifically for being ill are not eligible. The World's Greatest Democracy Rule - People who are on death row or facing trial where the death penalty is a possible sentence are not eligible. Fugitives on the run are eligible. Your entrants must be human. Your entrants must be over the age of 18. Your entrants cannot be fictional characters. You are not allowed to kill any of your entrants yourself. If a P&B user is found to be responsible for the death of any of their entrants, they will be disqualified from this and all future Dead Pools. You are not allowed to select any P&B members. If, upon death, it emerges that a celebrity was a P&B poster, this is allowed. It is your responsibility to ensure all of your entrants are alive. Don't do what someone did last year and pick David McLetchie (d.2013). If you pick someone who dies in the final days of 2021 it is your responsibility to PM me with a replacement pick. I would suggest including a short list of back-up picks, just in case. Scores will be updated and posted, hopefully, every Sunday. SCORING Base Points: Each death is worth 125 points minus the person's age. So the younger your picks, the more points if they die. There are several multipliers available: First Blood - The first person to die in 2022 gets 25 extra points. Last Gasp - The last person to die in 2022 gets 25 extra points. Solo Shot - If you are the only person to pick someone who dies you get a bonus of 50 points. Deadly Duo - If only two people pick someone who dies you both get a bonus of 25 points. Captain Bonus - You can nominate a captain of your team who receives an extra set of Base Points added to their score. Inherent Vice - You can nominate a vice-captain of your team who receives an extra set of half Base Points (rounded up) added to their score. (If you do not nominate a Captain or Vice-captain, I will consider the first and second respective names on your list for these positions) Deadly December - If your pick dies in December, you get an extra set of Base Points in addition to any other bonuses. Unnatural Causes - If your pick is murdered, commits suicide or has an accident, you get 30 extra points. I think that's everything that needs to be said. Participation is always high and activity is always lively, so get involved and you might find a new hobby. An extremely weird hobby you'll probably never tell anyone else about, but still a fun hobby. With that in mind, all I have left to say is: GOOD LUCK!

Week 50 update One death this week, former American senator and presidential candidate Bob Dole: Bob Dole: From WW2 casualty to top Republican - BBC News I'm not going to quote a single thing from that description of his life because it would do a disservice to the rest of it. Spending three years recovering from his body being broken on a battlefield in Italy during World War 2 is a highlight to me, but reading about him just makes you wonder about the sort of politicians you have nowadays. Despite all of that, here's what I'll always think of when I hear his name: "Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others" is a pretty good summation of American politics right enough. Dole died at 98, so he's worth 27 Base Points with a Deadly December bonus doubling that to 54 points for @Arch Stanton, @Ludo*1, @peasy23, @TxRover and @weirdcal. As a result, the standings look like this: 1. Ned Nederlander 713 2. Bishop Briggs 481 3. psv_killie 459 4. Savage Henry 429 5. Fuctifano 420 6. chomp my root 346 7. Indale Winton 332 8. Arch Stanton 324 9. Ludo*1 309 10. pub car king 301 11. sparky88 267 12. Aim Here, Cardinal Richelieu 255 14. Lofarl 243 15. choirbairn 240 16. senorsoupe 236 17. JustOneCornetto 233 18. Arabdownunder 226 19. buddiepaul 223 20. expatowner 217 21. ICTJohnboy 216 22. peasy23 210 23. 101 206 24. gkneil 203 25. sleazy 202 26. Sherrif John Bunnell 198 27. Arbroathlegend36-0, Sweaty Morph 196 29. D.V.T. 194 30. Willie adie 180 31. Bert Raccoon 179 32. jimbaxters 172 33. BillyAnchor, cdhafc1874, lichtgilphead 167 36. thistledo 165 37. doulikefish 163 38. qos_75 162 39. ThomCat 161 40. HI HAT 160 41. Salvo Montalbano 159 42. speckled tangerine 158 43. stanton 149 44. The DA 146 45. El Guapo 141 46. theportman 139 47. weejack 138 48. weirdcal 137 49. Billy Jean King 128 50. The_Craig 127 51. lolls, Mark Connolly 120 53. Curmudgeon 118 54. Enigma 112 55. TxRover 109 56. 10menwent2mow, Ben Twilly 107 58. Amandajoan 103 59. Bold Rover 102 60. dee_62 101 61. Empty It 94 62. amnarab 91 63. Lex, The Hologram 89 65. mathematics, tamthebam 86 67. nessies long lost ghost 84 68. Raidernation 77 69. Karpaty Lviv 76 70. Blootoon87, Perkin Flump, Sergeant Wilson 70 73. CountyFan 67 74. LoonsYouthTeam 62 75. Busta Nut, cambozpar, djchapsticks, Duszek 52 79. Bulbasaur, coprolite 51 81. dagane 42 82. The Master, Eednud, gingette, GTG_03, Melanius Mullarkey, microdave, mozam76, paulathame, Shotgun, The Naitch, thisal 26 93. ZERO POINTERS: @alta-pete, @get_the_subbies_on, @Hamish's Passenger, @HK Hibee, @Mr. Alli, @Miguel Sanchez, @pawpar, @Raven, @ToBeSomeone, @wellinwigan The spreadsheet has also been updated with these scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-OTo44wF_W7A4Q0NFnd1sX3qEDdxTLDobvjhhSgnzkg/edit?usp=sharing The 2022 thread will be up shortly.

QMU Covid policy: Fine, and at least matched the passport to a person's ID which makes more sense than not doing it WWPJ: Fantastic, although Andy looked a bit miserable all night Crowd: Fucking horrific. When the same guy with face tattoos crowd surfs and falls on top of you four times it loses it charm a bit

We Were Promised Jetpacks at the QMU tonight. Anyone been there lately? What are their covid policies like?

Mate for your own sake log off Actually For my sake log off, I never want to read something like that again

Of course, I'm sure literally every restaurant/bar/pub/club/event host take all of their money in the two weeks before Christmas via deposits and pre-planned events. Absolutely nobody goes out this time of year and just spends money in a place because they feel like it, so nobody's going to miss that.

Mixing a bit of truth in with your usual nonsense to try and make it seem more believable, smart move imo

I saw the dentist on the telly this morning wearing scrubs and vaccinating people saying he'd be getting his family to take tests before coming round for christmas because he thinks it's a small price to pay I've not seen him for a while but you forget how awful that voice is.

That's not even his real hat.

I'm still watching the old ones. Ghosty version of her turned up at the Doctor's grave. Harrowing to hear she's still not done.

Four at the one time is cheating surely, nobody would look good compared to that.

What ever happened to Tony's film reviews? I enjoyed those. Perhaps the shorter, episodic nature of television would suit his style more.

Fast Car - Tracy Chapman Go - Pearl Jam The Wrong Car - The Twilight Sad Buck Rogers - Feeder 5OUL ON D!SPLAY - Daiki Kasho

I remember as a child getting toys from the coupons or whatever it was Maw Sanchez collected from smoking Club. I'm sure I had a mat with roads on it and some small metal cars of varying colours.

Bit awkward when a gun looking like that would actually get more people to sign up

Everything I see puts her up in my estimations tbqh