Miguel Sanchez

"incredulity" is the word you were looking for here m22

had a dream last night I was desperate for the toilet but there was one of those plasticy tartan-patterned shopping bags you get filled with piss in front of the toilet, so I started going in that then it overflowed so I was trying to lift it and pour it in the toilet but it basically covered the entire thing then it turned out I was late for work

Well now don't I look foolish. Naughty boy.

Yes, and there was someone who used to do that if someone changed. It's why @RandomGuy. and @The Grass Is Greener. have dots after their names and aren't @RandomGuy or @theg... well, I suppose TGIG could change his now.

The forest badge is monochrome on the home kit... Well, no deduction necessary.

@TAFKAM is MixuFixit @Frank Sobotka is Henderson to Deliver... Stormzy is now SATNAV or something @Div if the username history option is available you should add it back

Messi: Lionel Messi - Detailed stats | Transfermarkt 23rd October 2007 in a 0-0 draw against Rangers in the Champions League 20th February 2008 in a 3-2 win over Celtic in the Champions League (2 goals) 7th November 2012 in a 2-1 loss to Celtic in the Champions League (1 goal) You'd probably need to check for that time Barca played friendlies against Hibs and Dundee United. You could also presumably add Xavi and Iniesta for these dates, plus the Euro 2012 qualifier against Scotland at Hampden.

Monochrome club badges on away kits should be an automatic 20 point deduction.

Can you tell him to stop saying 'summat' so much

The fantasist in my work snogged Amy Winehouse and was bffs with Bruce Springsteen when he used to work security. I'm sure he's been to the beach with Channing Tatum as well. He owns property in America where he keeps a racing car he was given as a gift, along with the shotgun he has that has a range of two miles. He can speak Danish and Korean. He knows how to do every job/task in the place, yet he's absolutely useless at all of them. He's like a human version of Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons. I remember the first day I met him. Another guy gave me the invaluable advice: "Here, don't listen to a word he says. If he starts trying to tell you a story, tell him to f**k off."

I don't know what's worse with Granny Danger's concern trolling - that he thinks he's being funny by disagreeing with even the most reasonable criticism of things or that he actually believes everything he's saying. It's genuinely sad to think about either way.

relationship_advice used to be good before they put a karma cap on posts to stop people posting made up stuff.

Whether or not it bothers you (or anyone) is irrelevant.

Do you not think maybe this makes it seem like mandating mask wearing is a bit useless? Do you also think that every person who works in a restaurant or shop wears their mask the entire time, even when they're on breaks or in the back?

But you're not protecting anyone from anything if you have to take your mask off when you're in that space. If you assume people wear masks because they might be infected and spread covid, if they have covid and take that mask off at some point they're going to spread that in the location they're in. Wearing the mask at any point them becomes redundant. Which means that it's completely redundant because the entire purpose of the place you're in requires your face to be uncovered.

What are you protecting the staff (or anyone) from if you're in a bar/restaurant and have to take the mask off to eat?

fitting given some of the trolls that have joined recently to all agree with each other about the English (my apologies if you're not familiar with them, best keeping it that way)

Penalty takers in football should be allowed to do whatever they like before kicking the ball.

so he's a drug dealer

Not my picture. Maybe @RandomGuy. likes them too.

I enjoy these.

Both Morton tops are outstanding. The QOTS ones look like the players have shat themselves.