Miguel Sanchez

I wrote the word "no" in every box in the last council election. I started to feel quite self-conscious because there were about fifteen of them.

You can't rename Saint Mirren after a dump - or after another word beginning with m which refers to female genitals - because the site is owned by a Saint Mirren fan who has a similar perspective.

Frightened Rabbit Barras 2016

I've always assumed those flags with the writing on them you see at England games were owned by total no righters, but it's nice to have things confirmed.

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Missing a penalty is probably more impressive than a goal from the halfway line.

Goals from the halfway line aren't that impressive. Any professional footballer should be able to score into what's almost certainly an empty net.

I'm going to be embarrassingly short on detail here but there was a period in the 90s when international hockey teams gave their numbers out purely by position. In terms of the whole team. Meaning a goalie would wear #1 but then the next goalie on the list...

Not to worry, we have a man on the inside. @Ad Lib fix this

And the first reply is from Dan Wootton. From bad to worse.

Has he forgotten which of his seats he was referencing?

How to vote: Photo ID you'll need - GOV.UK (www.gov.uk) The photo on your ID must look like you. You can still use your ID even if it has expired.

What absolute BANTER LEGEND is blasting the tunes? Is it jmothecat?

Spoiled ballot paper probably

Haha it's pishing down

I didn't think you were that old

Couples who're kissing and halfway inside each other on the couch when one of them suddenly says "wait" and then they both actually stop and have an unrelated expositional conversation.

Surely by this point any manager who's actually highly regarded isn't even going to countenance this farce? They're only going to get failures on the rebound (just imagine Ten Hag getting it) or old people who want their pension topped up by having a year's holiday (get Big Sam imo). Can't say they don't deserve it.

Barclays!

Plastic by New Order is about Peter Hook: It's official, you're fantastic You're so special, so iconic You're the focus, of attention But you don't want it Cause you're so on it

Why are Dinamo in purple on the league table?

I've just realised 'Turkey Teeth' means he got his teeth done like you get in Turkey, not that he has teeth like a turkey.