Miguel Sanchez

Anything north of Bearsden is a foreign country.

That guy from the meme about not doing kissing scenes because of his wife is in The X-Files: Charles Widmore from Lost is in The X-Files:

My graphics teacher in 6th year used to let us listen to music. Used to let us put music on in the class until one clown put on Blow My Whistle Bitch. This was pre-2010 though, very little smart phone proliferation. Good guy. Morton fan. Hi Dave, if you're reading.

Yesterday morning before I went to work I was bored of what was on BBC Breakfast so I tried the other channels. This is quarter part six in the morning. GB News had a guy talking about house prices. Fair enough, this is actual news. I went to Talk TV - something I saw last week airing a programme called "The Woke That Was" which was described as everything you could imagine - and I kid you not, when I turned over Jeremy Kyle said the following virtually word for word: "You get proud Scots, you get proud Welsh, why can't we be proud of St. George's flag? Why is it a symbol of everything that's wrong. I'M SICK OF IT. TELL ME." Cut to a panel of two guys in suits and a woman looking like they wanted the earth to be hit by a meteor. I don't think I've seen someone do that bit so earnestly, but he was fully on board. Astonishing.

We've called up Prosvetov. I can see him getting a game if Annunen stays sick for much longer.

Any more talk of Scotland being built on the slave trade will bring Kinky back.

In fairness, Man City vs. Coventry would be a slightly sad foregone conclusion as a the plucky wee team get ripped to bits. Man City vs. Newton Heath will either be a riot or 10-0.

Remember, the V in VAR stands for virgin.

Take the phone off the first child you see with one and throw it out the nearest window. The rest will fall into line.

Another year, another bed shitting

Jim Traynor wouldn't have stooped to that level of tweeting. Dearie me.

Hands across the M8 again, is it?

You're all off your head getting up that early on a Sunday to listen to Crofty.

I am ready to see Ryan Gauld lead his country to glory, ten years later.

I'm still giggling at this 16 hours after green dotting it. Well done.

oh my christ shut the f**k up if you do commentary nobody gives a f**k or wants to listen to your bullshit

Week 16 update One death this week, cricket man Raman Subba Row: Raman Subba Row obituary | Cricket | The Guardian Cricket is one of those things I read about here that's just meaningless. He averaged 41.86! Okay. Row died at 92 so he's worth 33 Base Points. @Moomintroll gets a Solo Shot with that for a total of 83 points. As a result, the standings look like this: 1. mozam76 402 2. Billy Jean King 380 3. Moomintroll 346 4. lolls 316 5. Forest_Fifer 297 6. psv_killie, sparky88 291 8. Indale Winton 284 9. Ned Nederlander 282 10. lichtgilphead 279 11. The_Craig 254 12. pub car king 238 13. The DA 228 14. JustOneCornetto 225 15. Arch Stanton 207 16. parxyz 206 17. cdhafc1874 204 18. Oystercatcher 198 19. weirdcal 191 20. Melanius Mullarkant 176 21. amnarab, The Naitch 169 23. El Guapo, mathematics 164 25. Salvo Montalbano 163 26. alta-pete 156 27. blackislekillie, Bully Wee Villa, choirbairn, Desp, peasy23 150 32. tamthebam 144 33. Savage Henry 134 34. Arbroathlegend36-0 126 35. Arabdownunder 117 36. buddiepaul, chomp my root, scottsdad, Trogdor, TxRover 113 41. sleazy, Sweaty Morph 100 43. Craig fae the Vale 95 44. ThomCat 94 45. pawpar 90 46. invergowrie arab, Karpaty Lviv, Ray Patterson 78 49. DG.Roma, Lofarl, Mark Connolly, qos_75, sensorsoupe, Sergeant Wilson, Shotgun 75 56. ICTChris 74 57. D Angelo Barksdale 71 58. Raidernation 60 59. Florentine_Pogen 58 60. Aim Here, Darren 51 62. BillyAnchor, doulikefish 49 64. stanton 25 65. Everyone else 0 The spreadsheet has also been updated: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CsroU6IlQNJOesOqCc5gsI7SCw8ywBS-PUzQwLTJe4g/edit?usp=sharing

oh no

Watching the football at lunch today instead.

Lochgilphead and Stornoway CSC flags and a half blue half green saltire. This is what a less than full uptake from Aberdeen fans has subjected us to.

Very sorry I'm posting in a thread for its intended purpose. Your whinging only makes me enjoy it more.

The old woman from the best episode of Scrubs is in The X-Files:

John Locke from Lost is in The X-Files: He's been promoted again to some sort of unanswerable surveillance type.

This absolute w**k The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it. And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry. To quote Niles Crane: "If you tortured that metaphor any more you'd be before a tribunal in the Hague."

I said at the end of last year after watching the best regular seasons of MacKinnon and Rantanen's careers that even though for some time it was clear we weren't going to manage anything in the playoffs it was still amazing to see the level of play those two managed. Well, this year, we're still not doing anything in the playoffs, but MacKinnon broke the franchise points record set by Peter Stastny in the 80s when they used wooden sticks goalies were glorified beer leaguers and players still chain smoked on the bench. It's been an experience.