Miguel Sanchez

Tell them they'll live to regret this. YOU'LL LIVE TO REGRET THIS! Oh thanks a lot, now I sound crazy.

The further east team has a strange third kit (ed- which isn't embedding, sadly, but it's quite a striking design)

They're going for 20p each.

ooh he card read good

I'm sure I remember reading that Maribor are the only full-time team in Slovenia. Still. I'm sure Celtic are dragged down by the shite around them, oh yes.

I don't see much laughing. Surely they've lowered the away allocations because of the high demand from Rangers fans oops

What a horrible pair of people.

Gee, who'd a thought a whale would be so heavy? Aw geez it's the feds!

And you see that Big Dipper lookin thing up there? Alan. The Cowboy.

Jimmy Eat World do a good Firestarter by the Prodigy.

"bodacious," aye?

It is quarter to three in the morning and I have just read through all of this thread up until this point, including that cannibal child rapist and they two Ukrainian boys that cut out a pregnant woman's foetus as well as all of that thing about the Germans. I've looked up this game, and this story is a fake, yet reading this post and reading the story about it has made me want to be violently sick. Reading it literally made my eyes water and send shivers down my spine. I will not sleep a fucking wink.

Had a dream last night I was living with a girl I was too feart to ask out when I was 16. That was a nice moment of realisation when I woke up.

Having just read through all of this thread I have to agree. Having lived in the top floor of a tenement all my life all I've ever had to put up with is vaguely regular horrible cooking smells and crying/running children so I don't have any experience with the kind of thing mentioned a lot in this thread, but that the OP has put up with the shite he's listed in here for two years, any sympathy I may have had is gone. Disabled or not, you've had plenty opportunity to get them sorted, either personally or through whatever relevant authority you would use. Trying to be nice at this point is completely redundant and only serves to prove how much of a doormat you are in this situation.

This is a wise man. Wasn't the best Scottish album of 2013. Wasn't the best Scottish debut album of 2013. Wasn't the best Scottish collection of songs by a Scottish three-piece with the word "Bones" in the title of 2013.

Undoubtedly the worst piece of fifa rage I've ever encountered (that I can recall in its entirety, there's a hole in my door which was caused by fifa but I forget when/why) came in 09. Online game beteween me and a friend who used to do Old Firm games with 20 minute halves. Unsurprisingly, they could be quite high scoring. This one went to 16-16 at full time. He scores again, I get one back. Start of the second half of extra time he scores again, I spend the next few minutes throwing absolutely everything forward. 119 minutes. I get a chance to catch him on the break, he's man for man at the back and I have Mo Edu in the middle of the pitch with the ball, with my created player running at Gary Caldwell. Through ball. I get it. I'm past the defender. I'm through on goal. Utterly shiting it. Then. Whistle. WHAT Replay starts but, wait, it's got the camera angle for showing an offside position? How does that work? He was in the centre circle when the ran began and Edu passed the ball, Caldwell was at least five yards away, wha THAT'S WHAT THE FUCKING REPLAY SHOWS. YOU UTTERLY SCUMMY c**t OF A GAME. 18-17 down with a minute to go in extra time and the game calls offside while clearly showing in the replay it was onside. This game was like a death in the family. I can still see it happening in front of me. The pass, the run, the... f**k.

The writer of this piece's name looks a bit like WILLY ON if you only glance at it.

Add to the list everyone who gushes over every man this word says because he's smart and has been on the telly.

Dermot O'Leary. He doesn't even have to talk, he just needs to do that false "oh well!" half-smile and I want to kick him.

Robertson is considerably better than Wallace, come now.

The album version or the 12" inch? Chocolate - Snow Patrol *song finishes* Hypnotised - Simple Minds

Flowers and Football Tops - Glasvegas

The amount of time it takes COD game settings to download

Damn rain! Right when he was coming back....