Miguel Sanchez

That's Magda Davitt gone.

I see Elon has been saying covid vaccines cause heart attacks then removing the clarification bit that got added to the tweet. What a guy.

Equally tinpot is Bonner (presumably) being unaware of Celtic's existing links to the City Group.

Oh. Well, I'm still yet to find anyone who's done it without a passport. Good luck.

How far along the process are you?

Been a lot of "aliens are real it's being revealed tomorrow" greentexts from 4chan going about a lot lately. Bit of a minter for an actual news outlet to pick up on it.

Volkswagen advert where the dad gets in his daughter's new car and says "at least it's not one of those electric cars" before she gets out and plugs it in. As if you would travel in an electric car and not realise.

I'm just a lad from Leeds with a lust for life, yeah?

Glenn is in reception. Miller? Hoddle? Close? Morangie?

I think my favourite description of 2012 was a youtube comment I saw once saying Alonso dragged Henry the Hoover to within points of a championship. They seem to still be doing that, they're just a bit better looking now.

Did Rosberg know he was going to be on the telly when he got dressed?

Week 29 update Two deaths this week. First up, Tony Bennett: Tony Bennett obituary | Pop and rock | The Guardian One of google's suggested questions when you search for him is ""Who is the old singer that sand with Lady Gaga?" Provide your own punchline. Bennett died at 96 so he's worth 29 Base Points for @atfccfc, @Christophe, @expatowner, @German Jag, @HTG, @Jimmy Baker, @Lex, @Ludo*1, @pawpar, @PWL, @superbigal and @Willie adie ============ Elsewhere this week in music we have Vince Hill: Coventry-born Edelweiss singer Vince Hill dies at 89 - BBC News Hill died at 89 so he's worth 36 Base Points, with a Solo Shot and a Vice-Captain bonus for @amnarab giving him 104 points. As a result, the standings look like this: 1. JustOneCornetto 405 2. psv_killie 318 3. The Naitch 240 4. gkneil 234 5. Arbroathlegend36-0 230 6. Arabdownunder 228 7. buddiepaul 226 8. qos_75 221 9. peasy23 220 10. amnarab 219 11. Desp 206 12. Miguel Sanchez 199 13. LoonsYouthTeam 187 14. Billy Jean King 167 15. D.V.T., Mark Connolly, microdave, throbber, weirdcal 166 20. Ludo*1 162 21. chomp my root 161 22. The DA 153 23. Ned Nederlander 151 24. sophia 148 25. Karpaty Lviv 145 26. Sweaty Morph 140 27. alta-pete 139 28. get_the_subbies_on 138 29. Bully Wee Villa, cdhafc1874, Frosty, HK Hibee 134 33. lolls 122 34. Donathan 121 35. ThomCat 115 36. Shotgun 112 37. Bert Raccoon, doulikefish, Savage Henry, tamthebam 111 41. Melanius Mullarkay 110 42. Arch Stanton, mozam76 101 44. Lofarl, Michael W, pub car king, The_Craig 99 48. Aim Here, Oystercatcher, weemac, willie adie 97 52. atfccfc, Ray Patterson 96 54. HTG 95 55. djchapsticks 94 56. Moomintroll 93 57. dagane, Scorge 87 59. ParsJake 86 60. Indale Winton, sparky88 84 62. blackislekillie, Herc 74 64. Jimmy Baker 71 65. ICTJohnboy 69 66. paulathame 68 67. DG.Roma, Fuctifano, HI HAT, lichtgilphead, thistledo 67 72. expatowner 60 73. German Jag, superbigal 58 75. Dunning1874, sleazy 55 77. Empty It, The Hologram 48 79. DeeTillEhDeh 42 80. Oceanlineayr, Salvo Montalbano, Shipa, statts1976uk 39 84. 10menwent2mow, dee_62, Enigma, mizfit, parxyz, scottsdad, senorsoupe, superwell87, Suspect Device 32 93. choirbairn, Derry Alli, stanton 31 96. BillyAnchor, Christophe, Lex, pawpar, PWL 29 101. Everyone else 0 The spreadsheet has also been updated with these scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RxCIfczRUmrRrW79tUQ0vJ5KaHZpYENsTKmDqW4X3W4/edit?usp=sharing

Something a bit sad about how excited Mercedes were about that pole.

Rangers at least have some inspiration to point to with that top: I think it predates their Dutch contingent though.

What the f**k is this? Tinker Tailor Soldier C*nt?

Bedsheets.

Collateral (2004) - Tom Cruise is a bad guy, but the kind of bad guy you like. Jamie Foxx has a real bad day. Michael Mann does LA with a much worse soundtrack. Gripping. War of the Worlds (2005) - Tom Cruise fights an unbearable amount of bloom, the world's most irritating child and the solar system's most useless embedded advance force. Andy Dufresne digs another tunnel. Any sense of social uncertainty from the source material doesn't translate. Born on the Fourth of July (1989) - Tom Cruise gets in a bad place then turns his life around having sex with a woman because he is a man. Also some stuff about war being bad. Gravity (2013) - Sandra Bullock has a real bad day, hallucinates a bit then embodies an evolution of a new existence. The Russians do a thing. Character study feels like something that works better with proper context, throwing in an offhand reference in a conversation with someone who would already know your life doesn't work. Still very good. Can only imagine what it would have been like on a big screen.

If a shop has two staff in and one is on tills and one is doing anything else, the one on tills isn't always doing something. The one on tills can either go and do something else and go to tills when they have to, or they can be done away with altogether.

Rangers died and their fans killed them. Then. Now. Forever.

Tell him to stick a goose up his arse.

If he hadn't signed for Raith, would he still be playing for Clyde now?