Dariusz

Usage of the word 'exciting' when it comes to anything work related. You have to be fucking kidding me.

Heard a new one this week....."who is he facing off with?" wtf are you talking about? Ends up meaning "who's his contact". Complete roasters, the lot of them.

Sometimes it depends on what level you're at. In my experience, most of this bullshit goes on from team leader/assistant manager level upwards, so if you're on the bottom rung you either don't hear it or get away with laughing at the twats who use these words. When you start to move up the tree a bit you get this f**k-wittery from all angles and it's a constant battle between trying to keep your job or taking everyone out in a Michael Douglas Falling Down kinda way.

They once cracked my windscreen when it was in for a service. Well it wasn't cracked before it went in...the next day it was (it was in a part of the windscreen that you wouldn't normally look at). 99% certain it was them, as nothing hit the car when I was in it. Wasn't worth complaining due to the fact they'd just deny it.

Caveat.

Do you have any "spare capacity"? No, but I might have some free time if you care to speak in proper fucking English.

Deep dive Pushback Upskill Brown Bag all used by complete c***s.

Not that shocking. Its the only 1 of the majors to be held in the same place every year.

Check out the Deep Elm compilations. Loads of 90's emo bands to check out. Some cracking tracks.

Totally agree. Thought it was pretty average to be honest. The set up was great, but the games themselves were a damp squib. More gore and violence and it could have been great.

Some of that may have already been discounted by evidence though. So say for example there is evidence to prove that it couldnt have been Gerry, it would be a complete waste of time mentioning it.

Thing is though, if it was Gerry, where was he taking her? Would he honestly carry a dead kid through the town? If she was alive, was he giving her to someone else?? That brings up more questions than it answers. It also means that he would have to have been away from the meal for a reasonable length of time, which would have been picked up by the rest of the Tapas bunch. And I cant believe for a minute they're in on it. Description (beige trousers/blazer) also matches the guy they've just discounted as taking his kid from the creche.

I wonder if that alerted the would-be abductor the night before. Crying children, clearly alone.....lets have a quick shoofty of the surroundings and come back tomorrow.

Your GP will probably refer you to someone who gets paid to listen to moans "about nothing". Get it done, it will be good to get it off your chest.

A few years back we were doing some pish quiz at work for some unknown reason, and one of the women did a set of questions where every answer was a well known phrase with a bird in it somewhere. So an example would be Question: DAAD - Answer: Dead As A Dodo. One of the questions was WGC. This girl just couldnt get it, and seeing as everyone was finished, I told her it was WIld Goose Chase. She looked blankly at me, then the sheet, then back at me, and said "A goose isnae a bird, its a duck". Mindfuck...I was like, "No it isnt, and even if it was, a duck is a bird!!" She said "Nah, a duck is.....a duck". Fucking belter. We also used to be allowed to listen to the radio at work, and a phone in quiz question was "How many weeks are there in the year". She sat there and said "is it 52 or 54?". The guy sitting next to her , clearly wanting to test her stupidity, said "naw its 76". She replied "Really? oh what am I thinking of then?".

The Hangover is indeed, shite.

Just google imaged her...she's Playboy Playmate Claire Sinclair, so Im guessing thats a fake profile

If I recall correctly.

Agree with this. Denzel has made a few shite films recently, Safe House being one of them. Also, at least half an hour too long.

Strangely enough I also watched both these films just last week. Bit of a coincidence. I kinda enjoyed both. Wasnt too keen on the lead female in Absentia, other than that, decent enough. 6.5/10 The Innkeepers was a strange one. I thought the acting was shit, the plot-line was a bit ropey, the special effects (what there were) were done on a budget of a tenner...but I did still think it was pretty good. By accident it would seem. And Kelly McGillis has not aged well at all. 6/10 As has been proved, Im shit at reviewing films, so will keep this short - Black Swan...f**k knows how I ended up watching a film about ballet, but really enjoyed it. Basically a story about Natalie Portman getting the lead role in Swan Lake, and her being convinced that one of her rivals, Mila Kunis is out to sabotage it, and land the lead role herself. Or is it all in her mind? The fact that Natalie and Mila lez it up in one scene makes this a must see for, well basically everyone. 8/10

Has anyone thought about Panini in all of this? They'll have to chuck a whole load of stickers out and are, at present, still not sure which club to replace them with. Rumours that the Panini chopper is currently hovering over Glenrothes have yet to be substantiated.

Whoosh

I didnt think Dundee did do it. My memory is rubbish though so could be wrong. I vaguely recall season ticket holders voluntarily paying at the gate, even though they didnt need to.

Tbh if you look hard enough, the internet could tell you its toe-nail cancer See a doc instead of worrying about it.

It really was shit wasnt it?