[Quick Question Thread]

Leave him alone. He is trying to make the step up from his usual Cow & Gate baby food to ready made big peoples food. He is bound to be feeling a bit cranky.

Should you not be aff yer phone? ( sure you said you are on holiday in Salou)

[The Creepy & The Strange]

What am I missing here??

Who are they?

[The joke thread: a thread for camaraderie and hilarity]

I recently got crushed by a pile of books. I've only got my shelf to blame.

[All things Dundee FC]

Good first game. Both teams will have had plenty signings

[All things Dundee FC]

Stephen Wright is he still coaching at Dundee? Was he not like head of youth or something along them lines .

[World Cup Sweepstake]

Goodluck

[Carabao Cup 2019-20]

Barnsley v Carlisle . That will be that then

[All things Dundee FC]

He turned us down a few weeks ago. We've either offered more money or responsibility. Perhaps both. 
Sad to see Jesse go, felt he got a hard ride from most of the fans. Hope he has a good career wherever he goes. 

I know next Tuesday players are meeting Robertson and Kerr will be there ( no clue what Kerr does apart from help out ) for an annual review and then next review will be November for most of the youngsters and I believe whatever youngsters dont progress some will get let go at December time ready for some to come in January. ( this according to my mate who son is at under 16 level).

[All things Dundee FC]

There will be plenty of folk in on trial for start of pre-season that we don’t know about.

Think we’ll have added another 3 by end of next week.

Is this coming from your source? Hope yer right on this as we lack numbers. We desperately need a new goalkeeper.

[Double Winning St Johnstone FC Thread]

I quite liked Parish. He is better than our current goalkeeper

[What are you looking forward to this year?]

Arbroath away and literally nothing else. Reality is we’re going to get pumped most games next season. 

Good thing is if you dont get the season ticket you wont need to worry about home games and can enjoy the away days...

[Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...]

Folk that pamp their car horn to announce arrival/departure from somewhere or acknowledge a mate walking by the road.
Fucking bellends.

^^ waved at someone and didnt know who it was.

[All things Dundee FC]

He's never been officially listed in any capacity so it may be that he's still here.  Heard that Robertson was arranged months ago and he was to replace McPake who was to take a new role at the SFA.

Has been at quite a few under 16 games. Gary Irvine was at the last one

[What Are You Drinking ?]

Irn bru

[All things Dundee FC]

Is there a list of positions and what roles they have at the club ?

[Summer Transfer Window 19-20]

Manchester United agree to pay Crystal Palace £55m for Aaron Wan-Bissaka.

[Marvel's Jessica Jones]

Back on TV...

[Nom Nom Nom]

Home made Beef Wellington with an Aberdeen Angus fillet. Layered the fillet with finely chopped chestnut mushrooms and prosciutto. Served with home made roast potatoes and usual Sunday lunch vegetables.

This looks amazing.

[Summer Transfer Window 19-20]

Everton have agreed a fee of around £22million with Barcelona for midfielder Andre Gomes

[All things Dundee FC]

I agree with you regards keeping players fit deciding the league’s outcome. Maybe slightly biased but I thought Utd looked extremely poor in the playoffs and were very fortunate with refereeing decisions and 4 exceptional performances by your keeper, which according to my dab mate was very unlike him and he’s apparently horrendous at cross balls. 
If and it’s a big if, we can get the majority of the season out of Meekings, Davies and Nelson I think we should win this league. 
A lot being made of Utd’s budget but as far as I can see from last season’s evidence I’m glad it’s tied up on the likes of signings they made in January. 

For me this will be key. We need to keep these guys fit. Sort of a worry for me but hopefully we come up trumps. A few more signings would be nice.
Just hope nobody takes anything from pre season games..

[All things Dundee FC]

Simon Murray back to SA today.

Strachan anymore update ?

Who are the coaches that we have now ?

[UEFA Champions League 2019-20]

Nõmme Kalju (EST) v Shkëndija (MKD)
Sūduva (LTU) v Crvena zvezda (SRB)
Ararat-Armenia (ARM) v AIK (SWE)
Astana (KAZ) v CFR Cluj (ROU)
Ludogorets (BUL) v Ferencváros (***)

Group 2 (seeded sides in bold)

Celtic (SCO) v Sarajevo (BIH)
Sheriff Tiraspol (MDA) v Saburtalo (GEO)
F91 Dudelange (LUX) v Valletta (MLT)
Partizani (ALB) v Qarabağ (AZE)
Slovan Bratislava (SVK) v Sutjeska (MNE)

Group 3 (seeded sides in bold)

Linfield (NIR) v Rosenborg (NOR)
Valur Reykjavík (ISL) v Maribor (SVN)
Dundalk (IRL) v Riga (LVA)
The New Saints (WAL) v Winners of the preliminary round
HJK Helsinki (FIN) v HB Tórshavn (FRO)
BATE Borisov (BLR) v Piast Gliwice (POL

[UEFA Europa League 2019/2020]

Group 1

Malmö (SWE) v Ballymena (NIR)/NSÍ (FRO)
Connah's Quay Nomads (WAL) v Kilmarnock (SCO)
Breidablik (ISL) v Vaduz (LIE)
Brann (NOR) v Shamrock Rovers (IRL)
Vitebsk (BLR) v KuPS Kuopio (FIN)

Group 2

Ordabasy Shymkent (KAZ) v Torpedo Kutaisi (GEO)
Sant Julià (AND)/Europa (GIB) v Legia (POL)
Gzira United (MLT) v Hajduk Split (CRO)
Radnicki Niš (SRB) v Flora (EST)
CSKA Sofia (BUL) v Titograd (MNE)

Group 3

Maccabi Haifa (ISR) v Mura (SVN)
Debrecen (***) v Kukësi (ALB)
Jeunesse Esch (LUX) v Tobol Kostanay (KAZ)
FCSB (ROU) v Milsami Orhei (MDA)
Čukarički (SRB) v Banants (ARM)

Group 4

Crusaders (NIR) v B36 (FRO)
Inter Turku (FIN) v Brøndby (DEN)
Prishtina (KOS)/St Joseph's (GIB) v Rangers (SCO)
Cork (IRL) v Progrès Niederkorn (LUX)/Cardiff Metropolitan University (WAL)
Molde (NOR) v KR (ISL)

Group 5

Levski Sofia (BUL) v Ružomberok (SVK)
Akademija Pandev (MKD) v Zrinjski (BIH)
FK Zeta (MNE) v Fehérvár (***)
Shakhtyor Soligorsk (BLR) v Hibernians (MLT)
Neftçi (AZE) v Speranta Nisporeni (MDA)

Group 6

Olimpija Ljubljana (SVN) v Rīgas FS (LVA)
Budapest Honvéd (***) v Žalgiris Vilnius (LTU)
Radnik Bijeljina (BIH) v Spartak Trnava (SVK)
Fola Esch (LUX) v Chikhura Sachkhere (GEO)
Alashkert (ARM) v Makedonija Skopje (MKD)

Group 7

Dinamo Tbilisi (GEO) v La Fiorita (SMR)/Engordany (AND)
Široki Brijeg (BIH) v Kairat Almaty (KAZ)
Kauno Žalgiris (LTU) v Apollon Limassol (CYP)
Ventspils (LVA) v Teuta (ALB)
Cracovia Kraków (POL) v DAC 1904 Dunajská Streda (SVK)

Group 8

Stjarnan (ISL) v Levadia Tallinn (EST)
Barry Town (WAL)/Cliftonville (NIR) v Haugesund (NOR)
Riteriai (LTU) v KÍ (FRO)/Tre Fiori (SMR)
Dinamo Minsk (BLR) v Liepāja (LVA)
Norrköping (SWE) v Saint Patrick's (IRL)
Aberdeen (SCO) v RoPS Rovaniemi (FIN)

Group 9

Domžale (SVN) v Balzan (MLT)
Laçi (ALB) v Hapoel Beer-Sheva (ISR)
Budućnost Podgorica (MNE) v Narva Trans (EST)
Sabail (AZE) v U Craiova 1948 (ROU)
Pyunik (ARM) v Shkupi (MKD)
AEK Larnaca (CYP) v Petrocub-Hincesti (MDA)

 

Seeded sides in bold

[Depression]

Yesterday mum got admitted into carsview.
She was fine all day until about 6pm when she got in from walking the dog with my dad. Dad went out to water the plants and within 5-10 minutes mum managed to phone ( unsure who ) and within that time she managed to tell them she was suicidal. The people on phone got her n my dad to go up to carsview and they did an assessment up there and they kept her in.
Compared to last time ( 6 months ago roughly) she dosnt seem that bad , just very very negative.
I'm glad in a sense she will get the help but I'm not as didnt think she was that bad ( probably dosnt sound right ) but nobody including professionals believed she needed to be admitted until last night at carsview.

Unsure what I'm getting from this bar I wanted to type this.

[All things Dundee FC]

Stop seeing the negative in everything man ffs

No negative at all. Just like to know. Plus this weekend will be at Dens

A positive would be I'm sponsoring a youth player next season with my family.