"The last protestatant Lord Provost was 1972, because we all said about this the next one was Jewish who studied at a private catholic school and one of her first things was giving them something like £8k for a stained window, now if we had not had a catholic Lord provost since 1972 we would be getting called all the bigots of the day and it would be Glasgow's shame."
^This is the sort of thing we should be talking about on this football forum, f'ck all this pish about Cup Draws and transfer rumours, I really feel I'm missing out in an important and worthwhile aspect of life