Ned Nederlander

Your Mum dropped me off.

I remember Houstie coming on as a sub for Falkirk at Cliftonhill and almost immediately pulling off a slide-tackle / foul & handball combo before getting back on his feet and striding away with the ball as if nothing had happened and without the referee pulling him up for any of his misdemeanors - was right in front of the away support as well. Almost made up for the wee laddies chucking bricks over the wall at us during half time.

Haud oan - Naples is an absolute shitehole and the 'beach' is fucking rank - what the actual f'ck is he doing there? Naples FFS, seriously!? Mind you - the Amalfi Coast is only about an hour and a half away - is he just a thick Englishman abroad who doesn't even know where he is ?

Mind and film him recieving his reward Keith.

Nice one - mind pay the players and the tax man

Just checking if any evidence of 'Rangers' players being kicked, punched or spat on had turned up yet.

Personally: Firstly - some roads get shut for a bit. Secondly - somebody might see me and think I'm a follow follower of another country's 17th Century history.

Can hear the distant sound of the simpletons marching aboot in Grangemouth the now - enjoy your pointless and utterly irrelevant day ya w*nks!

Think I'd quite enjoy a telling off from Leeann.

Any evidence yet ?

Defecate Wall Of China.

Melissa Reid released: BBC Wid.

Still waiting on yon video evidence.

Taxi for this fucking thread.

Bumped for preservation.

We were in for him before were we not - pretty sure Yogi tried to get him before he moved to Hibs!?

Then two turn up !

That's plenty Dunfermline Thread

Maybe it was too subtle but I used the word 'bantz' to poke fun at you - I'll let you off this time as I'm not sure if you're a little bit naive or just a lot thick.

Jeezo - we've enough roasters of our own without you lot popping in for the bantz.

"RELEASED LIST SEASON 2015/2016 Falkirk FC can this morning confirm the following players have been released upon the end of Season 2015/2016. Graham Bowman David Smith Lewis Small Liam Dick Kevin McCann Alex Tokarczyk We would like to thank all of these players for their hard work and commitment to Falkirk FC during their time with the club."

Ethethethethetheth, ethehethethetheth, ethethetheth, Chris Waddle! Buono Estenté.

Bruce Springsteen apparently!! I seem to have had about 15 friends there tonight - none of which I'd have put down as Springsteen fans