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No, I'm with halfaperson. There was always something not quite right about Timothy Claypole.

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What about the black haired white girl walking in front of her? Neither of my parents or siblings are blonde yet I was for my first 5 years. Was I out of context too?

I saw a small blonde child in Tesco's earlier this morning. Maybe i should have said something....

Were you out buying the paper in the buff?

Why has no one consulted the Eyes of Katie Coutts?

But why accumulate this huge fund, and leave it marking time in a bank account? The Portuguese police can only reasonably be expected to look for her in Portugal. They aren't Interpol. Once it was established she would have most likely been taken from those shores (should the abduction theory be correct) I don't understand why they didn't instruct private detectives from all over Europe with their money. Remember the Portuguese police are responsible to the Portuguese taxpayer, as indeed ours are to our taxpayers. They can only spend so much time and money searching.

Yep. There have been some horrendous f**k ups. Remember it's only a couple of years since it was admitted that the Metropolitan Police were institutionally racist.

Did he also rip the pish out of "us over here" about the De Menezes f**k up, or the Birmingham 6, or the Guildford 4, or Kevin Callan, Dave Wood, Adrian Maher, Graham Huckerby, Shay Power, John Brannan, Bernard Murphy etc etc. All of whose convictions were overturned after shocking police work/prosecution lies. All of them within the UK.

People often assume as well that if Team A are made favourites and lose, the bookies have got it wrong, which is to completely misunderstand bookmaking.

On the contrary, they are often wrong. St Johnstone have hilariously been favourites for the First division on more than one occasion, when they are doomed to fail. Hopefully Leeds go into financial meltdown again. A horrible club.

She is definitely a MILF. Has a Jenny Agutter quality to her for me. I've always found her foxy. Nice mix of poshness and fitness. Lovely.

What the Daily Star say doesn't count

Absolutely agree. Politicians should be given closed questions, which invite only a Yes or No answer, and be told "If the next word out of your mouth isn't either "Yes" or "No", I'm interrupting to ask again". It's just unfortunate the way scum like Alastair Campbell and co. operate, any interviewer who did this would be out of a job within the hour.

It would have been had I been the interviewer. Albeit, I don't think I'd last long in the job

Was the next question "Why not?"

It's just you. I see the Archbishop of York has been to the same school of investigation as Philomena McCann. And you would know, Dr Dog Collar?

As opposed to shite columnist mongering? Stupid bint.

I take it playing a fanny about game of Turbo Tennis to trouser 100 grand isn't putting too much pressure on the whingebag's body?

Yep, he just needs a sensible schedule drawn up. Easily done around the Masters series etc. Here are the details of Gilbert's deal. It's actually £700K a year. I must have seen a million dollars quoted. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtm....xml&page=1

Yup. Reputedly. Though he does have overall control of the whole programme, in theory. It annoys me that Murray wants the benefits of LTA supprt, but seems hesitant to give a little back. It is utter rubbish to suggest a couple of singles matches twice a year is affecting his health. Total bollocks.

More Davis Cup whining from Murray. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/6996154.stm Yes Andy, you are more than welcome to stop playing Davis Cup. You are also more than welcome to start paying your coach's 7 figure salary. What? You don't want to do that?

I am confident she would have come to no harm had she been raised by The Littlest Hobo. He looked the type to be a good parent. Mind you, she would probably have had a better chance of safety had she been raised by wolves and lived in the wild.

It's a fair point. My theory does unravel a bit if the dumped at sea school of thought is correct. Perhaps Flipper can be asked to consult with his fishy friends, and at least rule that out as a possibility.

See, I'd have Flipper at the bottom of the list, as whilst arguably being the most intelligent of the quartet, is greatly hampered by being unable to function on land. I'd give Skippy the nod. I'm not sure how much it would cost the McCanns to hire the latest kangaroo to inherit his skills, but it would be a valuable use of their fund.