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Hope the Ireland fans get there in plenty time to remove all the plastic from their seats.

That is a pretty credible result.

Against who?

They'll learn the San Marino tricks of multiple player injuries and general timewasting nonsense to break up play effectively soon enough.

Very achievable. This is a total pub side. The likes of the Shire or Stirling Albion would beat Gibraltar.

When you are in lockstep with the cesspit that is Dundee, you know you have failed.

I think it's variable. At different times each of the bigot club's fans become more detestable than the other. What's not in dispute is that everyone who is a Celtic or a Rangers fan has reason to feel utterly ashamed of themselves.

I'm definitely not going to. I've had my snakefill with the various ones of snakes eating alligators, sharks and killer whales whole.

They know I'm a useful ally in the coming war with snakedom.

Snakes however, I'm properly terrified of. Anyone who keeps snakes as pets (or spiders for that matter) is a proper nutcase.

I've had a spider living in the passenger wing mirror of every car I've had (not the same one I am fairly sure). I made a tentative attempt to hose the first one I found out, but now we live in peace. I respected its ability to hang in there and I quite like Scottish spiders, as I know they aren't trying to kill me. Spiders are good. Apart from furriner nasty ones.

Weird. I was just thinking about this show the other day - loved it when I was younger.

Did he tell you about all the charidee works? Or about the great days where the pissed cretins "drank Bari dry"?

Well, you are a w****r. Think of it like personalised number plates. You are advertising to the world that you are an arsehole. Which is really performing a public service.

As I said earlier, it's a useful indicator of wankerdom, without the tedious necessity of conversation to establish this. And you greatly overestimate the number of tartan wearing fuds that actually go to games. Yes, there is the pish-stained jaikey element of the support, but there are also a much greater number of "normal" fans, who attend because they like the football.

Why not? Don't you want to have fun on those? A kilt seems like an important ingredient in that....

Do you wear a kilt normally when you go out for an evening? If not, why not?

lolwut?

George Peat :- 'I was embarrassed and extremely disappointed by the disgraceful behaviour of some of our supporters during the Liechtenstein national anthem at Hampden Park last night. 'The Scotland fans have worked hard to earn their reputation throughout the world as fun-loving and respectful followers of football. 'Last night, those who chose to boo our opponents' anthem only served to tarnish that reputation. 'I apologise unreservedly to our visitors for the crass reaction to their anthem, just as I did in private last night to the Liechtenstein delegation. 'It must not be forgotten that all nations must abide by FIFA's Fair Play policy and last night's behaviour does nothing to help Scotland's image.' Those jolly japesters... wha's like us... etc etc.

Did your Glengarry slip down over your ears at that point?

I don't mind them at weddings. It's just attention seeking fuddery at the football though. Which is really the raison d'etre for the "army".

Right.... so the SFA apologised for something that didn't actually happen

In what way is it self-loathing?

Yes, and we certainly know the only way to enjoy yourself is to dress like an extra from Rob Roy.

No, it really isn't. Though it is useful to identify c***s, without the requirement to speak to them. A uniform it would be useful if they wore more in public for ID reasons.