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5 minutes ago, Iain said:
We've now earned more points in the 13 league games since Bullen left than we managed in the 20 he managed to start the season.
Progress. Rather than a “manager bump” we got a “manager speed bump”. I’ll take it.
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Just now, Lanky Highlander said:
Stream is a joke. Dropped since about 4.25.
I think it’s time to check Ayr’s prostate unfortunately.
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5 minutes ago, Iain said:
Taking the piss a bit bringing McGeady on.
Hopefully some sort of ‘swan song’. Not sure what he’s adding off the pitch but an absolute classic waste of a wage on the pitch.
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2 hours ago, D'Jaffo said:
He’ll have been dropped for being absolutely gash. Amartey deserves a start and Murphy is our best player.
“Absolutely gash” is extremely harsh.
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Gutted that it’s us putting the final nail in the coffin. Would have preferred so many other clubs to be in Arbroaths position. Hoping they come straight back up.
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3 minutes ago, UpInTheAyr said:
Will Jim be doing a Dick and trying to get it called off at half time?
Sad to see Arbroath end up like this though....
Very much so.
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1 minute ago, Richey Edwards said:
David Smith's next magic trick is to heat the SRE. It will be closed next season for this purpose.
The last thing the SRE needs is more hot air.
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Perception is a funny thing. I’ve had it in my head that Dundee United have struggled this season, but they have already surpassed the points tally of both Dundee and Killie.
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24 minutes ago, Chippyminton said:
Seems like the whole of the Championship support - plus a couple of League 1 supporters - plus a token Premiership supporter - have turned out en masse to gloat over our ignominious defeat at the hands of the imminent champions. I have to say that some of the contributions have been classic P&B comedy gold, and fair play to all those who've somehow managed to make me raise a smile amidst the general gloom and despondency.
Next season will be better.
For the Honestmen.
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11 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said:
Good stuff.
2 more wins to make sure
Hi buddy. Pal. So, these 2 wins you need. Remaining fixtures are Ayr (good guys), airdrie (wanks) and Partick (wanks). Can you see where I’m going with this. Buddy pal. We cool?
edited to add *cough* Shankland
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4 minutes ago, Chippyminton said:
Aye? That's a bit rich coming from someone who shamelessly left a poor Morton supporter stood in an A77 layby holding a recently-purchased smoked sausage supper smothered in red sauce/tons of salt/gallons of vinegar, clutching a can of mega-sugar IrnBru 'Xtra-Diabetes-Heavy-Glesga-Limited-Edition'. And for an Ayr supporter, too. But since I'm a South Ayrshire resident and all-round solid noi-bitterness laddie - I'll allow it. I look forward to both of our teams achieving our standard mid-table mediocrity next time around.
I feel really bad about that. Not that I left chippy holding my chippy, more that I could have destroyed a chippy after that conversation. Don’t suppose you kept it?
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Just now, AUFC 1910 said:
Could be a cricket score
Might not be Morten but it could be Morfive. Disappointed that Moult didn’t get right in Bairds face. With his studs.
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Looking forward to someone “leaving one” on Baird in the 2nd half. I’m a big believer in negative karma.
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3 minutes ago, Its not only a game said:
Get it. But if not 15-20 goals a season then not good enough for you clearly.
in terms of midfield we had creative players like Agnew ( on his day would walk into any championship team)- who are the creative players at Ayr?
Murphy and chalmers are our main creative players. McGeady too but he just creates a wage that someone else could be getting.
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Ffs rovers, could you not have shat the bed on Saturday? Against a team that doesn’t count Tommy Robinson ten names in their ranks. Still hope you win the league. Sorry, maybe to soon but ffs.
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4 minutes ago, Chippyminton said:
@shizzlemanizzle Bought and paid for. Smoked sausage I assumed - along with non-diet full-sugar IB (true Scots). See you in 10 minutes before it goes cold.
f**k. Thought we were joking. Might be a bit late, I live in Glasgow now. You’ll wait, right? Did you get the red sauce? And salt and vinegar over the lot? And f**k yeah, smoked sausage and full sugar irn bru. I’m an Ayr fan, not a deviant. Actually, probs both but on my way.
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20 minutes ago, Chippyminton said:
It only bypasses Maybole (and rightly so). Girvan is unscathed and untouched. See you in the chippy later.
18 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:12 minutes ago, Chippyminton said:@Richey Edwards I actually meant it as a compliment !!!! Quality contributor.
Ok, chill you 2.
10 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:Ah, I automatically assume compliments are meant sarcastically due to mental illness / a long-held inferiority complex. Thank you and love you
xxxxx
That’ll do.
5 minutes ago, Chippyminton said:@Richey Edwards Love you too
Keep up the good work. Your posts always raise a smile.
PS - I also used to have an inferiority complex. But I came to terms with it when I finally realised that I was actually inferior.
All the best.
but could @Chippyminton buy me a sausage supper first. (Not a euphemism. An actual sausage supper. With red sauce. And a can of irn bri). And deliver it to the bypass. Then get your room.
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4 minutes ago, TheGoon said:
At least you’ve taken it well, that’s the important thing.
Not sure where you are going with this. A point puts us further away from the relegation playoff place. If you are inferring potential injuries to Ayr players, fair enough. I’m not taking that well.
4 minutes ago, Chippyminton said:Aye. He's so tactically astute, articulate and up-and-coming that he can't guide his team to beat a bunch of hammer-throwing, drug-addicted thugs from the arse end of Inverclyde, managed by an allegedly misogynistic headcase.
Impressive.
Right. I’m waiting on the bypass.
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Just now, LargsTON said:
Broony?
Would have loved this game. He’d have met your teams pish with extra sauce. And then some skill. Have Morton fans been watching this all season? I mean, Ayr fans are pissed off about how our season has gone but we haven’t just been watching our team assaulting other teams. Dont get me wrong. An element of hard tackling is to be admired but your entire tactic? f**k me. No wonder drugs are a huge problem in Greenock.
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How on earth have I heard the phrase “hammer throwers” before tonight. Games not done so I don’t want this to sound like sour grapes but, it’s meant to be the beautiful game. Not the boot-iful game. A team of neds coached by a Ned.
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This game is not made for Murphy, what with all the violence. Fully expecting a Murphy winner.
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23 minutes ago, Chippyminton said:
Fair play on your heartfelt advice SM, you're obviously well-versed in such matters. But since I'm an innocent Ayrshire laddie (Girvan) I have no clue what ye're on aboot. My last sauna was in Finland (a wee lassie called Sanna, another story for another day), my only 'OnlyFans' involvement is my monthly MCT contribution, and my only knowledge of any 'Golden Showers' is when Simon Cowell presses that big f**k-off button to propel his latest victim to 5-minute glory followed by long-term oblivion. As said - fair play lad.
Kind regards from Somerset Park. (I'm the one wearing the blue & white hat).
GYT? Lol. MYB ya bass. You’re lucky there’s a bypass otherwise RIP. (Decent chippies though).
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30 minutes ago, Lanky Highlander said:
Currently looking for a spoon to put my eyes out of their misery….
10 minutes ago, Scosha said:How Logan Chalmers hasn’t seen red in that first half is beyond me. Oakley booked for a nothing foul, Chalmers flying into Gillespie with an elbow then a minute later commits a cynical foul, no yellows shown for either of them
Here, Lanky. I’ve found you a spoon user. Might want to clean it first. Seems he used it for ‘gear’ and then gouged his eyes out.
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Just now, UpInTheAyr said:
Legit think this lot are scared of Morton.
Violence is Imrie’s go to tactic.
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The Arbroath Thread
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Ffs. Grace can’t be taught or bought.