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mathematics

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  1. Walked past a sign earlier (for a golf store) that said “wear two mask’s as you might get a hole in one”. I’m not sure which is worse, misuse of apostrophe or the pun.
  2. Sitting with this [inside-out] pussy is much more enjoyable than painting ceilings.
  3. My pet hate is sentences which are too long.
  4. Aye, I’m not putting fuel in the tank until I need to.
  5. Wants a MPW2021 and tagged in every post. ^^^
  6. I’ve sampled about 4 or 5 different varieties so far but not sure if I’ll be doing to official MPW2021.
  7. How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards, away with mind bullets!
  8. Fat b*****ds cost it more, says Mrs Mathematics. I’ll remind her of that when I have to go to A&E with her hairbrush stuck up my jacksy.
  9. The space bar on the phone is too small and hence I keep googling “hot.men.near.me” instead of “hot women near me”.
  10. Grown men recording snippets of gigs or constantly taking pictures of the artists, or themselves, during the gig. What is the fucking point?
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