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I've seen a couple of conflicting reports about Flairs condition. 68 is about 88 in wrestler years though so if he recovers it's time to take it easy.

Anija with a narrow 16-0 defeat in this round after 5-0 and 7-1 victories in the earlier rounds. Meanwhile Paide III march on with a 11-0 win. There's also a hilarious video of the opening goal in the Levadia-Paide Meistriliiga game from the weekend that's worth watching.

When I say home i mean local boozer. The bus was going to East Kilbride which probably explains the stench.

On the bus home from the pub and there's a group of three folk heading back from a gig that clearly haven't been introduced to deodorant. Minkers.

The second round of the great Estonian Cup started today, with the islanders of Kuressaare defeating Kadrina SK Moe 12-0. The previously mentioned Flora vs Tartu Helios match is still outstanding from round one and will be played tomorrow, the majority of round two ties are scheduled between 23 July and 26 July. Best potential big scoring ties are: Koeru vs Nõmme Kalju Trans Narva vs Suure-Jaani Kohtla-Järve JK Järve II vs Flora u21s Infonet and Paide also have to be expected to score several past Castovanni Eagles and Noorus-96 respectively. There are two ties featuring top flight sides against each other, which is unfortunate for them but these things can happen with the lack of seeding.

2. Bundesliga no less. Definite banker.

Heftrich 0 Eintracht Frankfurt 15

Järva-Jaani 18 Tallinna Keskkool 2. More Estonian Cup nonsense. Järva-Jaani are in the 5th tier! Second round now drawn which I eagerly await.

c***s at Queen Street waiting for the 9:15 to Edinburgh standing right at the opposite side of the ticket barrier, thereby getting in the way of people getting off the arriving train.

I'd quicker sack you as a handicap betting tipster!

16% of fans got that one badly wrong.

Ankaran Hrvatini appear to be playing two different friendlies at the same time right now. 1-0 down in each with a quarter hour gone so I doubt the scorelines will be too mental.

Paide's third string side have let the club down by only winning 12-1 in the first round.

Legs went in the second half then. These sort of friendlies must be a Germanic football culture thing.

b*****ds. I had them -28 in the handicap betting.

ASC St Paul 0 Wolfsberger 18. Austrians seem to like playing mismatched friendlies.

Holzhacker 1 Sturm Graz 15

I'm sure it was a black background rather than blue but otherwise aye.

Never had the famous lunch deal but the Star Bar is ok for a quick pint or two. I was going to say the Abbey wasn't that bad but then I realised I was getting it mixed up with the Tower. Don't think I was ever in the Abbey when it was a boozer. Chequers/Maracols/Thirst Foot was generally awful when it was open. Worst pub I've been in was a place in Dalmellington. Every one of the ten or so punters in the place glared at my mate & me and were drinking cans of Special Brew at 4pm on a Saturday.

Only a 13-0 win yesterday for Kalju. Minor upset today as Maardu Aliens seemed to have progressed against Tallinna Piraaja AET.

Some heavy wins in post-season friendlies with Zwolle winning 9-1 and Köln 10-1 over lesser opposition at the end of last month. Pre-season nonsense should start again in a fortnight or so in Europe. Meanwhile, the greatest cup competition in the world (the Estonian Cup) 1st round has been drawn and the first match is today. Arbroaths record win of 36-0 was equalled two years ago, there was a 31-0 scoreline the same season and a 24-0 last year. Regular European qualifiers Kalju from the top flight kick off the tournament away to Viimsi II who are essentially the B team of a struggling third tier side, themselves struggling in tier 4. So there should be goals! The best chances of arbroaths record going are probably: Flora u21s vs Rumori Calcio II, Flora Tallinn vs Tartu Helios & Paide vs Hiiu United. Undoubted tie of the round though is Infonet Tallinn vs Infonet Tallinn U21s! Since its an all in competition from the outset there is absolutely no seeding, so RL side Rapla Lokomotiv (think pub league standard) have got a bye, as have Levadia Tallinn's third string side, but their top tier first string side didn't.

Thought Lenroy did just enough to win against Allen. Fowler is very very lucky there. If the Latvian diddy had made a big deal he would have been dq'd. Must have known his job was to go in there and lose.

Your mate tells the truth. It's fucking agony indeed as you'd expect.

Nestelbach 2 Sturm Graz 26 Nomme United 24 Oisnae Torm 0

Biggest Croatian massacre since Gospić.