Father Ted

Common sense can't be far away from being a super power, along with manners and empathy. Considering the amount of morons out there

I would second that. She created delay, so you had no choice. I rest my case your Honour.

Had a fish supper from there, a wee while ago. Fish was ok but it was rank frozen chips with it. Frozen chips are sacrilege at chippies, imo. One up top in Biggar, ST is right on it. Pepe's in Lesmahagow, just off M74 is top notch

I agree about warning. Wouldn't be surprised if they didn't avert their eyes from glare, there's a lot of morons out there.

I notice this a lot on my travels. IMO they shouldn't be driving at night, and they definitely lack spacial awareness.

Having had extensive experience of this arena. I can firmly say it's got a long long way to go before it's evened up. You certainly don't hear many women calling for equality in this area, as it is definitely heavily in their favour. Despite them being the antagonists mostly. Just judging by story and other experiences, they are struggling with it because they aren't getting their own way, simple as that. The Mail should be carpet bombed out of existence, a horrible wrag.

Where in the Highway Code does it say "If you have to act like a moron, deploy hazard lights".

I'm not sure if this deserves a thread of its own or how controversial it might be, but here goes. The school run, parents running their kids to school. Supposed reasons for it; saves time, paedos round every corner, etc, etc. There is NO reason for it, They are just too damn lazy to get up a bit earlier and also learn their kids how to cross a road. School areas infested with Chelsea tractors, etc. Creating chaos and actually making it more dangerous on the roads next to school. The only time I would've got a lift in my school time was if you were ill, suspended or expelled. As for paedo argument, judging by recent events with Westminster, celebrities, church minsters and football coaches. I did well dodging them as I grew up in the 80s when it looks as if it was a much bigger problem and it's an absurd argument to make now. I mean I managed from five to seventeen walking to school and I didn't have to run some sort of paedo gauntlet everyday. Kids should be walking to school if they stay within a 1-1.5 miles. No excuses, might be the only exercise they get that day. What's P&Bs opinion on it? As you can tell I do have a bee in my bonnet about it, and as far as I'm concerned they are c**ts.

If we could harness the power of the moaning and convert it to lecky we would free power forever This nation gets a buzz from moaning. I'm indeed a moaning faced c**t and I will stop for no one. While we're at it Christmas is utter bollocks. Good for the kids and getting time off. The rest I can do without

The English language is a curious one. " I was late for work" Point taken but I think you knew what I meant

I've got no idea who you hang about with, but I would always rather be late.

I travel in the Borders a lot, and some things you see on the roads down there is somewhere between lunacy and suicide. Better to be late than dead Ps The Land Rover driver is obviously a thunderc**t of the highest order.

Souness imo.

Try 16 tonnes of sub-base aggregate with same tools, then you can moan, part timers lol Nice job btw.

As I child, one Halloween my mother made me a "ghost outfit". Looking back at pictures, my hat was quite pointy and I ended up resembling a member of the Klu Klux Klan. Suppose it's the opposite of "blacking up" and a tale to ward off, making your own. At the time I thought I was looking good. Looking back however, I wonder how I got away with it. All I needed was burning cross and I had the full set. I did have a scythe made of tinfoil. Halloween is like Harry Potter, made for kids, and hijacked by adults. No time for it.

It's time this farce was brought to an end. If u can't get a babysitter don't go out or take kids with you. It's funny how important she is now she's missing but wasn't important when they wanted dinner with friends. Total failures as parents. I wouldn't be surprised if they pocketed some of the funds. As clearly they always put themselves first, judging by previous behaviour.

Where's a firing squad when u need them lol. Apple drones as I call them

Ford's "Unlearn" adverts. Just feck off. Why don't they "Unlearn" being rip off cnuts at their dealerships, and why don't their salesmen "unlearn" being untrustworthy gits. Winter tyres - what did we do before these pocket fleecing projects were unleashed? Was there untold carnage in Winter?? No, just GTF.

I don't claim to be a financial wizard. Last crash 2008, lessons learned by perpetrators - zero. Imo, they should have given financial impetus to middle classes and below. Reset credit ratings where possible. Those people will spend and economy will improve. They have done the opposite and further enriched themselves and elite. The greed shows no abating, and last crisis isn't even on their mind, as they chase the next crooked pound. How's that Quantative Easing going? When you are robbing poor and disabled, incentivising people to spend their last, pensions/savings etc. You know it's games a bogey.

RAOTFLMAO. Imps 1 Chimps 0. King Brendan's crown slipping already??? This must be the worst red neck ever in Europe for Celts.

Well done Hibs on cup win, it's been a long time coming and I picked a win at the bookies, which is about as rare as a Hibs winning the Scottish Cup. I can understand fans wanting to celebrate on the pitch with the team, considering the circumstances. However the moronic bottom feeder support that attaches itself to club, need exterminated, like the vermin they are. I don't think it's any coincidence that it was the ex Hearts element of Rangers was targeted. The club should be hammered, as it was disgraceful and anyone who tries to " talk it down", clearly has as a similar intellect to these morons and is not a true supporter.

Would second that, lol.

And your point is caller? Must have missed that nugget. As I run my own business I could've told you that in 2009.

I could have told you that for nothing. She is an attention seeking moron. It offends me that I contribute to her upkeep. Still settling in well, on gravy train and wasting our cash like the rest

Commiserations. Did you enjoy the delights of Forth on the way?