Father Ted

Try 16 tonnes of sub-base aggregate with same tools, then you can moan, part timers lol Nice job btw.

As I child, one Halloween my mother made me a "ghost outfit". Looking back at pictures, my hat was quite pointy and I ended up resembling a member of the Klu Klux Klan. Suppose it's the opposite of "blacking up" and a tale to ward off, making your own. At the time I thought I was looking good. Looking back however, I wonder how I got away with it. All I needed was burning cross and I had the full set. I did have a scythe made of tinfoil. Halloween is like Harry Potter, made for kids, and hijacked by adults. No time for it.

It's time this farce was brought to an end. If u can't get a babysitter don't go out or take kids with you. It's funny how important she is now she's missing but wasn't important when they wanted dinner with friends. Total failures as parents. I wouldn't be surprised if they pocketed some of the funds. As clearly they always put themselves first, judging by previous behaviour.

Where's a firing squad when u need them lol. Apple drones as I call them

Ford's "Unlearn" adverts. Just feck off. Why don't they "Unlearn" being rip off cnuts at their dealerships, and why don't their salesmen "unlearn" being untrustworthy gits. Winter tyres - what did we do before these pocket fleecing projects were unleashed? Was there untold carnage in Winter?? No, just GTF.

I don't claim to be a financial wizard. Last crash 2008, lessons learned by perpetrators - zero. Imo, they should have given financial impetus to middle classes and below. Reset credit ratings where possible. Those people will spend and economy will improve. They have done the opposite and further enriched themselves and elite. The greed shows no abating, and last crisis isn't even on their mind, as they chase the next crooked pound. How's that Quantative Easing going? When you are robbing poor and disabled, incentivising people to spend their last, pensions/savings etc. You know it's games a bogey.

RAOTFLMAO. Imps 1 Chimps 0. King Brendan's crown slipping already??? This must be the worst red neck ever in Europe for Celts.

Well done Hibs on cup win, it's been a long time coming and I picked a win at the bookies, which is about as rare as a Hibs winning the Scottish Cup. I can understand fans wanting to celebrate on the pitch with the team, considering the circumstances. However the moronic bottom feeder support that attaches itself to club, need exterminated, like the vermin they are. I don't think it's any coincidence that it was the ex Hearts element of Rangers was targeted. The club should be hammered, as it was disgraceful and anyone who tries to " talk it down", clearly has as a similar intellect to these morons and is not a true supporter.

Would second that, lol.

And your point is caller? Must have missed that nugget. As I run my own business I could've told you that in 2009.

I could have told you that for nothing. She is an attention seeking moron. It offends me that I contribute to her upkeep. Still settling in well, on gravy train and wasting our cash like the rest

Commiserations. Did you enjoy the delights of Forth on the way?

In no particular order: Manufactured horseshit pop, i.e. 1D, Bieber et al. Tweeting, whose worse tweeters or tweetees. All attention seeking saddos. Dependency on broadband connection, similar to junkie needing a hit.

Fair play sir, I probably still WID.

Michelle Mone has a truly awful personality. She has no people skills, to make her a business tsar is a complete joke. She craves publicity but does nothing to deserve it and has got where she is on the backs of others, to whom she gives no credit.

I raise you, Forth.

Banks with they're "cuddling up to the customer" type adverts, especially Barclays. Accept you are all a shower of c**ts and will never be trusted again.

So this. Utter c**ts

It's affectionately known as "Rignam" locally.

Kirkmuirhill, South Lanarkshire will trump all, a sh*thole of mammoth proportions. Like Drongan in walking season, add a huge ned/dangerous idiot count per head of population, only a village, And this little tale; Did some work for a lady who was adamant her address was Blackwood, which is next door to Khill, unfortunately for her, she was directly across the road from Kirkmuirhill Church. Forth, Muirkirk, Rigside and Tarbolton all deserve a mention though,

The serial sycophantic trolling of Gers, is as pathetic as the current state of Gers. Ashley is only in it for himself as always. Either Easdale I wouldn't trust with a cat, whether they are proxies for Green, White's dad or whoever they are bad news. The board is a car crash who are too busy lining their own pockets and depleting the resources at an alarming rate. Why cant all fan groups get together and raise a vote of no confidence in the board? The amount of different factions of fans groups are diluting their potential impact. Before I go on I would like to make it clear I deplore bigotry in any form, religion is farce imo, and have supported Gers for over 25 years. If Ashley and his cohorts move in, it will me the last straw for me. We need a total overhaul of the current board, and only administration will bring that, as the current board are too busy stripping Gers for their own needs. What the people who repeatedly rip into Gers need to realise is would you like your club to suffer in this way? Lloyds Bank were the catalysts for this mess imo.

SSE hydro, the national rip off centre. £40+ entry, £8 to park and £4 a pint. Like SSE dont rip us off enough.

Forced charity, imo.

Maybe a bit controversial, but see this charity collecting at the checkout at supermarkets, does my box in, on principal.

Rigside - Affectionately known as "Rignam" locally. Forth and Muirkirk are bleak too. Dalry has anger management issues. Garngad is indeed a lovely area of Glasgow lol. Town wise, you would need to go some to beat Coatbridge.