Father Ted

Looking for a bit of insight. I'm no betting expert. I put a £1 on ten team accumulator. Got 8 spot on and other two were voided due to postponement. Odds for my winners for postponed matches were 17/10 & 7/10. Estimated winnings at start were £873.49. I won £182.35. Don't get me wrong I'm over the moon as it's first coupon I've got spot on ever and I'm well chuffed with winnings, as had nowt before. But how can it drop so much? It's only a 5th of my bet, the voided matches. Put it on with Coral.

Imrie was an arrogant d**k of the highest order when he played in Juniors.

Add "basically" to that list. However "Like" is still out in front by quite some distance.

Get this a lot in the gardening/landscaping world. They know exactly what they want to pay, but have no clue whatsoever what's involved in job and obviously too lazy to get up off their fat arses and do it themselves.

I trump that, on FB town page. Some eejit women alerting us all that a cat is on the move through Tesco car park, heading for slip road. They tried to catch it but it ran away. Ffs it's a cat doing cat things. Shooting is too good for these morons.

I think the phrase that would be more appropriate would be "Fat lazy c**ts".

I've always found putting on back foglights for a short time, gets the desired results. Still a cock for having them on in first place.

Last night on bypass, stuck behind white Citreon puddlejumper doing 40mph in 60 zone. Then would break and slow down to 30! Every time traffic passed in other lane. It's a button on wheels, not a tank. Think his/her eyesight must be going but was shocking to witness it.

Audi drivers Thunderc**ts who think they have a divine right to the road and go as fast as they can everywhere. Mexican standoffs at mini roundabouts Bawbags who race you to traffic calming measures to get through when you have right of way and actually pass you on part of road that is down to one lane. Just everything about supermarket car parks. Where apparently the Highway Code is not applicable. Young drivers in shitty kitted up Corsa rattling about like it's Brands Hatch in 30 zones. People who do 30 on a 50/60 zone. Fat orbs in 4x4s. Women in 4x4s. Guys in Warrior, etc type pickups. Who clearly are compensating for something.

Keep on trolling, you're doing well. I have never claimed anything of the sort. Maybe try writing for The Sun.

I'm just telling you as it is. I believe your opinion is disingenuous nonsense.

My son has been skelpt once, when he was 4, now 12. He kept wanting to go into cupboard with electric box, meter, etc. Three times despite stern telling off twice. After third time and skelp he never went near it ever again. Does he remember it now, yes. I've never had to raise my hand since. Just a facial expression and tone of voice, has done it since. Take from that, what you will. Oh and before anyone mentions it, potential naughty step was at said cupboard. Making certain kids untouchable will breed bigger nightmare than is already unfolding with current generation kids, born under the " namby pamby" brigade. A skelp is not assault. Any adult that abuses their kids, whether physically or mentally is utter scum and must be dealt with.

Google "30 East Drive, Pontefract". Hope it's not this ghoul. Spirits can just pitch up out of blue. This one did.

Morons at music concerts, filming it on their phones. What is the point? Advertise how much a slave you are to your device. Block people's views You can't truly enjoy the music while holding a device. Inevitably the quality of said filming will be shite. I am sure there will be better quality videos of it online or on official channels. Why bother??? They should be taken out. Where's a flock of seagulls when you need a smash and grab?

Horses for courses. You cannot locally source those I mentìoned. At 20/t you canny grumble.

Have a look at Golden Harvest aggregate, or Meadowgrass Marble will provide a good contrast and highlight lawn. Both about circa £95/tonne. Golden Harvest is emboldened by wet conditions also.

Ive seen them burst through tarmac. Jim McColl of Beechgrove fame was questioned on how to get rid of them. He told the punter to move house.

Bark can sometimes bring in the dreaded Mares tail weed, which is rooted to the centre of the Earth, or seems so.

Re: BBC wages. I doubt any of these oxygen thieves would get anywhere near that amount. If we weren't subsidising it. BBC rips the p*sh on a daily basis with licence fee. Should have a mass non payment of fee and enjoy the ensuing meltdown of "celebs". Chris Evans is a talentless w*nk. Can't even talk and drive, and gets 2.5m. Grimshaw should be paying us to endure his drivel.

The amount of times I have read in this thread about other half watching something on phone with volume up. As others try to watch tv. It boils my blood It's the height of ignorant selfishness. After all phone is supplied with headphones usually. My Mrs and step son used to do it. Have them well trained now. Immediate shutdown phrase, ie "I cannot hear tv", works well.

Few for you I honestly couldn't care less.

Probably...

Dorrans has signed.

Cheated: EBTs are avoidance not evasion. Legal at time, as many clubs and businesses used. However they are now seen as illegitimate retrospectively. No criminal activity took place. As far as cheating, I believe many other clubs "cheated" in this way. If that's how you look at it. At the time it was legal, and not to use it to gain advantage, would be bad management. Every little counts. Extensive legal advice was sought and assured that it was perfectly legal. Any punishment should be taken. I have to pay my tax, Gers should be no different. Died: Yes if that's how you wish to look at it. I know how haterz love to repeat it like a mantra and how it gives them a buzz. Personally I couldn't care less. 55: We had no chance of 55, anyone with half a brain would see that, and there is no chance of it this season or in the foreseeable future. Europa: Total disgrace. There is no excuse Caixinha: Last night's result cranks the pressure up on him to sort it out for league campaign. I doubt he has it in him. An embarrassment for banning green boots. I'm glad Gers are providing such quality entertainment on here, they deserve it. I just wonder what would certain people do if Rangers did disappear, judging by the amount of time they spend on this thread, they would have very empty lives.

FTFY.