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Which dictionary, though? (Yes, I'm being facetious. Mostly)

Barr would be a really good signing, if he can keep relatively injury-free.

Are we anticipating Scott Gallacher ever being fit again? Four goalkeepers seems a bit much, doesn't it?

As per the Record article a couple of weeks ago, Carrick and Crighton are both signed up (part time) for next season.

Conversely you get Tom English, who I think is much better on radio when he's in conversation with someone than he is when he writes. Much of his writing is just made of short sentences mostly consisting of cliches, but I think as a radio pundit he's one of the best in the country.

I was born in Scotland, my sister was born in Pakistan. She's no less Scottish than I am, and has never considered herself anything other than a Scot.

I know a guy who is a really good guitar player, but will never make a record or even do a gig, never mind tour. He's happy just noodling away by himself or occasionally jamming with friends. He's never been in a band. That's what does it for him, and he's happy doing his thing, fair play to him. But he'll never be a great guitarist, doesn't matter if I think he's better than Hendrix.

Where have you been? Bitterness, grudges and gloating at the misfortune of other teams is at least half of what football is all about.

Of course - that's the way it is at this level and if he does go, good luck to him. I just hope that he has a decent job outside football and part-time suits him.

Were we actually interested in Wallace or was that just chat on here?

Which is fair enough. Our media are, with a few exceptions, a bunch of cretins with the combined intellect of a shoe. They deserve to be treated with nothing other than utter contempt.

... against a team they mustered a total of two shots on target against in the first leg.

It's been a pretty forgettable season for us, overall - but the atmosphere in our end when Hutton saved the penalty against Celtic was pretty special, and something I'll remember for a long time. The seethe from Celtic fans that he dared to celebrate saving a penalty in the Cup against the biggest club in the country was pretty bizarre.

Hunners o widd.

Of the ones on the transfer list Cairns, Stewart and maybe Robertson are ones I'd rather were still here. Not really bothered about the others.

Obviously it's very subjective, but the Grauniad player ratings gave him 8/10, the highest of any Liverpool player.

No, Valderama. It's a quite common name around the East Neuk kind of area, I think.

bantz

People also behave differently when they know they're being filmed.

Won the Challenge Cup as manager of Airdrie. Something I am fairly sure no other Barcelona player has even come close to doing.

Archibald was part of the first Barca team to win La Liga in over a decade, and also won the UEFA Cup (or whatever it was called then) with Spurs.

Ian Harty's only 40, surely we can coax him out of retirement for the run-in...

This idea is like the jobby that won't flush, it'll keep floating back up again until the end of time.

The lightshow and the Celtic-themed pop songs they play are cringy as all hell, but I wouldn't say they're tinpot as such.

Guests will always be a bit hit or miss - at worst they're boring and don't contribute anything. I assume the Instagram girl was there as part of an attempt on the part of the BBC to be With It and have a Social Media Personality on their show.