Grim O'Grady

Your category, Shands is called the "closet cardy wearer", you'll be able to come out in it soon. Then you'll notice that you are not alone & feel snug about yourself. I have a friend who told me all about it. Grimbo

Swarley will be intrigued to learn that National Cardigan Day falls on his birthday. Grimbo

^^^Guess what's on my Christmas present list type post. Swarls I dunno about growing legs but you've deffo got 1 arm in it now. Grimbo

I sold that programme on ebay for $8 buy it now to a Greek fellah.But the cheque bounced & when I rang him up his missus answered I think she is.called Queenie,' anyway I had to put him on hold for a minute when me doorbell went & when I went back to him he told me to f**k off. His sweary English was very good for a Grecian. You have to feel sorry for them eh? Countries bankrupt an shit. He can have the programme. Besides the Pele signature was by me. Ha ha. Grimbo

You've got some neck posting that today. Grimbo

Ken Barlow wears a cardy, would you dare to call him a nazi? Careful now. Grimbo *stay out of the tv forum.

It's the British way, enjoy your stiff upper lip. The nation was built on such endeavor. Putting the great in fan-fucking-tactic. Grimbo

Are you calling Swal a book keeper? Grimbo

My head's gone. Just been to my fav cafe for my strawberry milkshake & scone (pronounced like tone not gone) & ffs did I not make it upside down by the time I noticed it was too late, I'd already put the jam on the bottom 1/2 so had to put the cream on the lid. Still flicking gorgeous mind, the scone not me, incase you was wondering? Grimbo

Not a total solution but maybe next time consider putting a cardy on. ^^^ Growing old thread for this pish. Grimbo

Is Jim the biological father to any or all of them? Cockwomble Spence the 4th (miss) sounds kinda regal, I wonder if there's any pre 1960 German lineage in the Spence family? Frauleine Cox Vonbob Spence (Der Vierth). Grimbo

Does it distinguish the sex of them, are they a mix or are they all the same? Grimbo

U2 originally where called U3 but Bono's uncle Philpy knows a man who knows a copper & it was him what let the future tv nonse investigation out of the bag, so Bono quickly got on the blower to the printers to change the name on their first single from U3 to U2. If only they'd have been a Scottish band there would have been none of the troubles. Grimbo

Florence Nightingale although historically credited has the lady with the lamp, this is factually incorrect. The true story is that when she was a small child circa 11 or 12 she had an horrific cycling accident, she spent over 2 weeks in hospital (which could account for her future vocation). Anyway the accident left her with a pronounced limp, the doctors spent many days trying to fix the issue all to no avail. So she was issued with the finest caliper boot available at the time, thing is the caliper makers at that time were going through a renaissance and were experimenting with differing materials. Florry was given a prototype luminous caliper. She loved it to bits & often took moonlit walks down the Crimera Way & could be seen for miles as her caliper gave off an effervescent glow. The locals would come to name her as she grew older as the lady with the limp but folk from outside mistook their Crimerian accents has the lady with the lamp. S'pose it was an easy mistake to make. It's not the only historical f**k up but I'll let others relate the other true facts. Grimbo

Those "if there's blame, there's a claim" wankers will be lining up to get there grubby hands on this one eh? Grimbo

^^^^Sex in car thread for this pish Or The fastest sock in the west! Grimbo

Tango perchance? Grimbo Ps. I meant Willy, not that I was asking you?

I complained to the wife that my 2nd cup of tea (from the pot) was stewed. She replied that she didn't know how to stop it from becoming stewed, for Christ's sake, how difficult is it for her to lift the cosy, take off the lid (once the tea has brewed) & remove the tea bags. I told her the folk on the Asian continent still have the drudgery of using tea leaves! I can see an appointment at the divorce courts imminent. Grimbo

William of Orange's biopic was called A Clockwork Orange". Also Chocolate Oranges are now on offer at 50p but I'm not sure of the correlation.? Grimbo

It is an erroneous fact that Hitler was a massive tennis fan & that is why the Germans never bombed Wimbledon or Wimblebob has it was known pre 1960. Infact he was actually a massive fan of The Wombles or to give them their German name Der Vombobbs & that is why the Germans never bombed Wimblebob. Grimbo

Mozza2 I think we can only learn the humanity of any given circumstance by walking that mile in others shoes (yuk). I feel your pain sir! Can you now call yourself a francophiliac? Grimbo

Sainsbury's are out of fair trade bananas. Can I learn to live with myself at returning home with an unfair trade bunch? Perhaps I should seek counseling? Grimbo

Zen, can you Czech I'd she's bilingual? Grimbo

Surely it's be cheaper to got a Pole or a Rumainian over here, obviously would lose out on the air miles. Grimbo

The cruise I was on missed the tide to be able to dock at Leith, had to dock at Rosyth & get a coach back to Leith. Grimbo