Grim O'Grady

Velvet Hammer - Happy

The Pioneers - Long shot kick de bucket

Postman Pat - Postman Pat & his black & white cat

Vince Eager - I am the worlds loneliest man

The Smiths - there is a light and it never goes out

The police - can't stand losing you

Tommy Steele - half a sixpence

The Weather Girls - it's raining men

Sham 69 - angels with dirty faces

Benny Hill - Ernie ( the fastest milkman in the west)

Corner shop - Brimful of asha

Devo - Working in a coal mine

Elvis Costello - My funny valentine

I'm far to PC to look at the sun, it hurts my eyes anyway. I'm no big fan of the Scousers but I still support their J96 campaign & tits or no tits would never buy that rag. Grimbo

S'funny you should say that bit that's exactly how I do read the papers, backwards. I always read the sports pages 1st then work my way to the front page, unless it's a pull out supplement? Grimbo

Might just be the online edition? Grimbo

How low are they going to bring down the voting age? If the SNP are going for the girl guide vote? I don't think this would have happened under big Eck? Grimbo

This thread is going tits up now. I think they could maybe do away with page 3, so the paper would have page 1, page 2 then page 4, would that suit everyone? Sorted me thinks. Grimbo

Somebody post John Copper Clark's you never see a nipple in the daily express, please. I don't know how to do it on my phone. Thanks Grimbo

Yes but what if they are on zero hours contracts? Grimbo

I'm all for equal rights, Well done Nic, I say let's restart the burn our bras campaign, that'll show 'em! Grimbo Ps. I'm burning mine (metaphorically speaking of course) right on sisters.

Off to this wee shindig PAC 3rd Anniversary with TV Smith 14 January at 20:00 The Forts Arms, BB5 5TA Clayton Le Moor, Blackburn With Darwen, United Kingdom Grimbo

Is there anywhere open in Bo'nessbo tho To spend any dosho Whether real or fakeo? Sorry I'm still pishedo. Grimbo

This thread is turning to a Monty pythonesque life of Brian trail follower. Just takes 1 rake up of the old forged notes joke & it ends up getting more followers than justin briber. (Following the bank note theme, like the change in my pocket, loosely). Are we SPENDING too much on this thread? £rimbo

Would the badge be sufficient evidence? Grimboera