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Div will be sending a teaching assistant in soon.

Business achievement #1: Having £30,000 to waste on Iain Diack. Back to your desk for lesson 2.

I'm sure if you send Rae your business achievements he'll be sure to turn to you for advice in the future.

Perhaps Rae just wants to keep £50k of his own cash in his own bank.

I'd suggest that would be a very good fee.

What you talkin' about?

Do you get compensated for players on amateur contracts?

More Old Spice than Aramis in that riposte.

So in your time supporting Morton you've watched them average 22nd in Scotland, averaging bottom of the 1st, rolled up when they started winning in the 4th tier,never witnessed a cup run. And you feel entitled to snigger at lots of people who've witnessed less fail. My kids witnessed Ayr do far better in their 1st 11 seasons than fail you've witnessed and they've had to put up with a pile of pish. If you'd rolled up b4 the glory years you'd have witnessed you mob robbing everyone blind and managing to finish bottom of the 3rd tier. A statistician of your lofty stature really should be able to subtract 14 from 33 a wee bit better.

^^^struggling.

2nd last > last, always.

East Fife 4x> Morton, forever.

I'm aware of our finishes, I don't wear blinkers and I do have self confidence. I have the self confidence to state that Ayr United didn't finish bottom of the pile in 1960-61.

No, but we certainly weren't wondering how we could rise to be 2nd worse team in the country.

I support Ayr United who comfortably avoided last place in Scotland in the 1960-61 season.

Enjoy http://www.statto.com/football/stats/scotland/division-two-old/1960-1961/table Perhaps East Stirling will get a sweetie man at some point.

I don't recall Whitletts finishing above us when trawling the leagues, can you say the same about Port Glasgow?

Since there are loads of clubs a shorter drive from Ayr, Stranraer can pick whoever they like, it certainly ain't us.

You'd have been as well posting the stock when beaten.

A 1 way rivalry isn't a derby, ask Reynard. .

You finished 2nd bottom of the lot, but for self preservation, who knows where you'd be today.

Will that be the same Stranraer and Brechin that have played at a level or 2 above Morton on 2 and 3 occasions respectively in the last 11 seasons? Will we count how many times both have had a higher standing in that period as well?

£100 divided by odds(evens = divide by 2, 1/2 = divide by 1.5 etc) At evens you'd lay £50. Ronnie wins, you gain £80 from your bet and lose £50 from your lay, £30 profit. Ronnie loses, you gain £50 from your lay and lose £20 from your bet,£30 profit. Long time since I've had a bet so I would check that it works for a few examples b4 I took it as accurate.

Don't worry, I don't think your club were ever saved by the lack of a pyramid system. 1895-96. Vikington snrsnrsnrsnr certainly wasn't bumping his gums about self interest when he was lad.

He needs something to distract him from the fact that he's studying Social Sciences,outdated ones but Social Sciences nonetheless.