Lambies_Apprentice

Just look at the pish hes beaten over the last two years en route to his "world dominance". Hes taken out journeymen and nobodies. Nine darters get thrown on the PDC pro tour every other week by no mark players. Unless Adams moves to the superior organisation with the better players, bigger stages and so forth, hes always going to be a fraud champion.

This has been a dire week for me. Fucked football bets, and two horses I follow won that I never backed (yourelikemefrank and dontpaytheferryman).

Apparently Hankey is playing in the Qualifying School as well!

Apparently Brian Woods and Dave Chisnall will be the latest switchers to the PDC.

Infact after a bit of research, dontpaytheferryman has won on its last three trips, and all were at Southwell. Get the fuckin' mortgage on it.

Not going to punt it, but dontpaytheferryman in the 2.15 at Southwell is a standout runner for me today. Its 1/2 on, but I watched it skoosh a win at Southwell the other day over a furlong more. Nearest in the betting to it as well is nearly 7/1 so its not like it should have anyone pushing it either.

Never mind chasing my losses, I've lost my appetite to gamble after yesterday.

Aye anyway, that match summed up the BDO, fucking shit pub darts.

Whats Jan Dekkers walk on all about, walking out in a suit to chipmunk ned tunes?

Shame Joey Ten Berge is out. His burd was an absolute babe.

I think fans are just sick of Taylor being at the centre of darts and its a nice change for him to be out of the tournament and someone else gets a chance.

For me its Andersons to lose. He'll easily outscore guys like Webster and Jenkins. Lewis is the main challenger by a mile for me to beat him.

The former plumbah from Denby is dippin his bread bits.

Me and my big mouth. McCoy had three winners at Warwick today.

Van der Voort is dippin hes bread bits in the gravy

Second. Shoite.

Wit the f**k!? I'm not normally one for sentimental backing, but Bishopbriggs, where I stay the 7/2 favourite at Lingfield just won and I missed it.

Btw McCoy is doing absolutely nothing right now. I had him on headoftheposse at Leopardstown on Tuesday I think it was and it was absolutely fucking nowhere.

Pretty sure Anne of Kievs last ride at Lingfield was only about a week ago or so, maybe less. I work for Ladbrokes and watched the race so I'm banking on it still being in form. Super Kenny was well beat unfortunately, didn't even place.

Well done on the first one mate. I'm on Super Kenny in the 3 o'clock. Fancy Anne of Kiev in the 6.40 at Kempton. Won comfortably last two times on the AW at Lingfield, wee wedge on it at 9/4.

Thank f**k I never punted this match. Brilliant.

I'd love to see the poster child of the Souff of Inglind get papped out here by a bit part player. Not sure Suljovic has the bottle though.

Had a few quid on Even Steven today at Southwell, only for the useless fucker to break out the stalls and end up not running.

On the subject of dodgy foreign racing, I seen a 1/20 shot get beat at Neuss in Germany about a month ago. Finished second to a 20/1 shot. Kelso is a cracking wee course, my dad goes down every year, I'll be heading down this year at least once, I'm also off to Perth with a few guys in the work and I fancy going to Hamilton sometime during the year, just because its local. Quite fancy going to a wee jumps course in the north of England too like Hexham or Cartmel, anyone been?