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When are we going to see the guy who used to play the trumpet at Starks Park, return?

Pish. Had a feeling about Overturn too since he won me a few quid at Ayr a couple of months back.

Newcastle 3.05 Royal Diamond 40/1 £1 e/w Bernie the Bolt 7/1 £5

I'm still out for at least the next 2 to 3 weeks, so thats me ticked off the list of folk to seek for the near future.

I'm realising tonight why I rarely watch Raw live these days...

There must be a spin in this somewhere. A weepy promo and then their faggy theme music at the end. Not the way to get them over I think.

Notice how its all the c***s with deeper voices chanting Cena Sucks and all the weans chanting Lets Go Cena.

CENA SUCKS! LETS GO CENA!

Well burn Kane in the casket, like the RR '98 match between Taker and Shawn Michaels, give him 8 months to a year off and bring him back in the mask.

Taylor is fucking relentless. I thought his average might dip a bit with the longer schedule, but he just keeps piling in the huge averages. Fair play to Ovens, he didn't collapse like most others have.

For the first time in my life I'm enjoying watching Denis Ovens.

Glad Wade went out, would have been robbery if he had won anyway. Anderson is on fire, even though Ayres beat a quality player in Wade, Wade wasn't interested until the last few legs, so he really should beat him, if of course he doesn't somehow throw this away. Crowd have been really good too.

Anderson beat Hamilton at the matchplay last year, so hes proved hes capable of beating him. This could be the making of him, this time last year he wouldn't have won two close games against a couple of top quality players.

Nicholson v Anderson should be tasty. Looking forward to Whitlock v Thornton as well.

I just went daft and put a fiver on an 18 match accumulator, backing big favourites.

Going to be out for a while. Was at the doctors today and turns out I've got a blood clot on my foot.

I'm genuinely gutted at the outcome of that match. Burnett is a good guy who deserves a break. Blundell is a bawbag.

What an odious c**t Blundell is.

Burnett either hits the dart right on the money or misses by about the length of the board.

I wish someone would lob a pint glass at that Louis Blundell. Cocky p***k.

I hope Burnett wins. Wouldn't surprise me if whatever no mark chump Thornton is playing tonight beat him.

Coldo said hes in. I'm sure Kyle will probably read this anyway and post whether hes going to play or not.

I assume that was you who texted me earlier Adam? I'm not playing tomorrow, and probably not next week either. I've got a huge bit of black skin on the bottom of my right foot, and its murder just walking about with it, so I'm going to need to let it rest up for a week or two. I'll talk to Kyle and Coldo anyway.

Of course you can. Put me down as in.

Bagsy no me.