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I'm gonna get twitter. I bet I'd be the bestest FIFA 11 player with Barcelona in the world ever, and strangers on the internet NEED to know about this.

I just won at Solitaire!

The fact that you are putting any effort in to put someone down on an internet forum makes you sad IMO. Especially because you keep coming back for more.

I can read your comments in the room!

That is the worst excuse I have ever heard lol

Haha, well I predicted 8, and your forgetting made me fail!

THISISDUBSTEP

wonk wonk wonk wonk

He's not wrong though...

FFS, make your mind obsession or trolling? As Al said it's a fact that can't be denied. Scoring a fluke doesn't change that when you concede as well. It wasn't trolling though I was just wondering how many games it is.

The fact that you posted a comment about Killie when I was talking about Rangers Vs Hearts makes an obsession. The fact that you seem to comment on a lot of my status things makes it a trolling.

People who post moronic status updates are moronic.

Surprising replies...

Really? I thought they were rather standard replies. I certainly wasn't surprised.

This happened to me last night! Phoned up SKY and they talked me thru a routine of taking out one battery and holding down select then putting in the second battery...fixed it a treat

does this mean YOU are aswell

I'm pretty sure it's knackered, because it's only the select button that doesn't work, others nearby are getting less effective. Got a replacement off ebay for £6, so not too fussed.

Excellent, twitter baws.

You think it will be hard hitting and cut deep to show what arseholes there are around the game?

Indeed it will be as in-depth as Danny Dyer's toughest away days. I had no idea this was on, nor did I watch Sugar's program last week and I will not be watching tonight. It will probably skim over the main issues and be yet another pointless program getting air time.

lol. Did you see his performance? Killie are shite.

Another instance of Midden obsession with Killie!

LOLZ! Midden.

Does it correctly conclude that its because they're a bunch of shitebags?

Is it just a single A4 page with large letters saying "They're shit"?

I wish it did, but there are many other topics in the book, as I said, if you like football, then it's worth a read.

At least you fit in well with all these "stupid people".

SUPER COOL STORY BRO

Pithy hashtag, chum.

Well done!

likes this.

I went outside and did something today with real people. You should give it a go sometime.

I put liquid viagra in my tippex, drank it. Woke up witha massive correction

I bet you wish you put the whole capsule in for the game. GIRUY twitter baws.

I wish the officials had it, they may have stood up to you junkies in the crowd and not woosed out and given you a pen and not allowed a goal which Dudu was pushed or ruled a perfectly good goal offside.

how?

There's a thread in the gambling forum with details, DRS.

the beat goes on! :'(

RIP

This is exactly why Twitter should be outlawed. Inane drivel.

Pictures or it didn't happen

no! not yet, lets dream of the final?

Nah, want revenge on hibs in the final!

I enjoyed it because Wolves staff and fans are a shower of c***s.

^^^^^

Seething, absolutely seething he isnt as cool as Mick McCarthy

Stokes hit the spot on Saturday as did Thompson.

Always knew you were a Celtic fan in disguise.

Great achievement!

I won' Largest Bollocks Award on D-Wing in the Barlinnie Gobbling Championships of 1996. Good times.

Yay!

That's what my girlfriend said when she got them.

Terrific, original & witty. Fucking hell. Someone getting stuck in an armlock is what you get up to in bed?

Yes, I'm kinky.

Are you still feeling energised? I MUST KNOW.

I had one 4 days ago and I'm still fleeing about. The Energy Boost smoothie truly is great.

Is it...."What is the extent of Kenny Shiels' tactical ideas?"

Killie. since my comment earlier was deleted.

....a bit like cocks who fill P&B with their piss poor Twatter updates.

This guy's twitter patter is fucking chronic.

Best midfielder in England Should be getting a start for the English every match you know ?

Will be interesting to see where he goes, Arsenal and Liverpool are both apparently interested. Probably agent pish talk though.