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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:
They're red! Pishy iphone pics indoors. The colours never come out right.
There is no way they are red shoes you moron.
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Took a walk down Argyle Street (heading to look at the Big Yin mural in the Gallowgate) and must have been stopped by at least half a dozen charity workers / beggars / god botherers.
Despite politely turning down any requests to take part in any surveys / donate cash / join a cult you are often still made to feel like a third rate citizen.
I have had quieter walks down the strip in Las Vegas.
On the plus side I did come face to chest with the tallest woman I have ever seen - she was quite a specimen.
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More parenting than baby stuff but my 10 year old came bounding in yesterday having just been named Class Captain for P7 next year.
For a girl who had all sorts of anxiety / separation issues growing up, not wanting to go to school for fear of 'new things' I couldn't have been more proud!
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7 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said:
Folk that wear their usual work clothes in the office on dress down Fridays...not got a pair of jeans and a tshirt? Weirdos.
Today I am resplendent in jeans and a t-shirt with my boss sitting opposite me in a suit (hopefully thinking I am battering out E Mails to clients).
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2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Another one this morning from her.
Bowl of cereal, filled to within a nanometre of the top of the bowl with milk.
Cereal eaten but 99% of the milk left in the bowl in the sink.
Wasteful bint.
Mine does this too but having already opened a fresh milk every-time she has cereal..
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Fall
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Or a million other different things with watermelons on it.
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A tea towel with a watermelon on it.
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Who is the most popular person in a hospital?
The Ultrasound guy.
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2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:
Why did the man cross the road?
He fell down the drain.
This was the trophy winning joke told by my (then) 7yo younger brother at a package holiday kids talent show in Malaga. I can't remember exactly what my joke was, but it was definitely far superior. Absolutely shocking that a talent show rewards "awwww, look at the wee boy with stupid glasses on the stage" rather than genuine talent. The joke doesn't even make sense (should be "why DIDN'T the man cross the road?" if anything) and as a result I'm still, and quite rightfully raging 21 years on.
Raging enough to say your younger brother wears stupid glasses.
He must love you.
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2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:
If you think thirteen degrees is cold then the topic is probably wasted on you
A Topic from the fridge sounds great.
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I don't have Sky Box Sets but recently found I could watch Game of Thrones from the start (again) which I decided to do in preparation for the new series.
When I got to Series 3, however it then says I need to upgrade and have Sky Box Sets.
Why is that then?
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Stuck
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Whale
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17 minutes ago, ICTChris said:
It's getting a bit old tbh. I still like that 'Your Dad's Best Friend' song though.
I hadn't even considered that as a possibility, indicating how little I know about cars.
I think it's your choice of cars which indicates that.
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On 30/05/2017 at 19:26, Mr X said:
So now we know the truth .. if you've seen the season finale
I am watching on Sky 1 and only up to episode 17 - Requiem.
Have resisted the urge to find out what you are talking about so far - great series.
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What does DNA stand for?
National Association of Dyslexics
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On 31/05/2017 at 10:59, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes
How this post remained without a greenie until now just beggars belief.
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Fishing
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18 hours ago, Mark Connolly said:
A friend of a friend was on it, she said that they were told in advance when they had to switch their lights off. She had to keep hers on for an absolute scumbag.
Facts you have made up thread for this kind of post.
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18 hours ago, ICTChris said:
I'm 6' and Mrs Chris is 5'3".
I worked with a lassie who was 4'11" and she married a guy who was 6'5".As Hector Nicol would say - I used to go out with a lassie who was 6ft 4". I had to jack it in though.
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40 minutes ago, Aidan said:
100% this. I'm trying to finish of some work in the loft and it's far to warmHiding corpses in a loft in this heat is not a good idea.
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Is it a urine sample pot that said ladies then take to the doctor to test for vaginal diseases?
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Anyhoo, the boss has now pissed off to his 'meeting' in Stirling which happens to be a baw hair away from his house in Doune...