monkeyblair
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40 minutes ago, Aidan said:
100% this. I'm trying to finish of some work in the loft and it's far to warmHiding corpses in a loft in this heat is not a good idea.
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Is it a urine sample pot that said ladies then take to the doctor to test for vaginal diseases?
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Is it a slightly bent tent peg?
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A battery pack keeping a bee hive warm?
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Is it a pregnancy test?
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At work with no access to photo taking devices - someone else can post one up.
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Sweets
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4 minutes ago, deej said:
Closest yet
What makes it close?
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Is it a dummy socket thingy to stop kids putting stuff in real sockets?
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Is it something to do with a socket?
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Extractor fan.
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Where can I see the new series?
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2 hours ago, DutchBorderer said:
I imagine this is a problem many of you may not be entirely familiar with, but I can't help but feel profoundly annoyed when compatriots decide try to speak English when they clearly have no idea what they're doing given the incredibly basic mistakes they make. For reference, English is compulsory in the latter stages of grade school and all throughout high school. At the very least, spellcheck what you're posting online.
Case in point, someone who changed the colour of their hair;
Wid
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1 hour ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:
Heh. Wondered how long it would take someone take to say "have a w**k" and it was the first point. Kudos Deej.
I like your idea NJ, but I can't really shite for an hour, plus they're going to have to clean the toilet at some point (God help them).
I would have thought that the purpose of employing a cleaner was that you were working and therefore didn't have the time to do your own cleaning.
Given that you have got time to sit and watch the cleaner perhaps you should just do it yourself instead of being a pretentious w****r?
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On 27/03/2017 at 11:51, monkeyblair said:
He lives at Old Well Court and regularly walks past my Mrs work with said parrot.
He also has a chameleon but it's more difficult to spot.
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/blaze-macaw-currently-spreading-wings-10113652
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Apologies, I am again at work and have no access to posting pictures.
Anyone please feel free to take my turn...
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Match box
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Is it the fabric on a Travel Fox trainer from the 80's?
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3 hours ago, Aidan said:
I think I had the strangest Sunday sesh ever yesterday, and my Snapchat story is a thing of sheer beauty today.
So you keep saying but with no pictures to back it up...
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6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
This is still the cat you're talking about right?
6 hours ago, SlipperyP said:?
Not particularly surprised you didn't understand.
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6 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said:
I went to see my sisters cat the other night.
First time I've seen a kitten and I have to say even at such an early age it's extremely impressive how good they are at catching/hunting. Granted it was only a wee toy on a string I was waving about but the way he was sneaking up on it before pouncing with supreme accuracy was a joy to behold.
Wee nutter. Ive got him next Friday/Saturday and Sunday. Looking after him at my mums house as they're away on holiday and I absolutely cannot wait to look after the wee guy. He's a wee sook.That was one of your sisters tampons you were waving about....
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Height Difference in Relationships
in The General Nonsense Forum
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As Hector Nicol would say - I used to go out with a lassie who was 6ft 4". I had to jack it in though.