Pie Of The Month

I'd take a left back tbh but that's only because I don't think Booth is that good. Signing a striker (or two) was clearly a more pressing matter.

Our 3rd choice striker Sammon last season when he was awful - 6 goals in 35 games Kilmarnock's big summer signing Lee Erwin in his best ever season in this league - 5 goals in 34 games Settle.

Are you sure you read it properly?

The Sun has us signing Storey in the morning. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/1404411/miles-storey-partick-thistle-aberdeen/?utm_source=TWITTER&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=SprnklrSUNOrganic&UTMX=Editorial:scotsunsport:FBImage:Statement:Sport

Imagine being a Thistle fan too young to remember Dick Campbell, that would be fucking magic.

I used St Mirren as they are local, own their own training ground and have a newly built stadium with 4 stands. Replace St Mirren with Kilmarnock or Motherwell or Ross County and the general point that you're talking shite still stands.

Ian Maxwell: "Hello there agent of player we're interested in, we'd like to sign your player and offer him more money than you've been offered elsewhere" Agent: "Sorry Ian but although you're in the Premier League and offering my client more money we've decided to sign for the likes of St MIrren because they have a training ground of their own and don't have a grassy hill behind one of their goals"

If someone is stupid enough to light flares in a wooden stand then that's natural selection at its finest and H&S shouldn't interfere.

You can get evens if you shop around but regardless it looks a decent bet.

Close.

Heard out new signing is the Mexican right back Jordo Millano

Aye pretty pish from the club, away game in Edinburgh in September is infinitely preferable to going when it's far more miserable in November too.

Dumbarton signed McLaughlin from Ross County, presumably because they couldn't keep waiting on Penrice.

Can I bring my 2011/12 season book along from the last time we had books and qualify for the discount?

It'll be the usual that happens at the away games where Thistle sell the tickets. Half the people will want to sit in their allocated seat, half won't and there'll be arguments which take the first 20mins of the game to resolve and result in angry middle aged men nearly coming to blows over which bit of plastic they sit on for 90mins.

That boy on here who supported Kilmarnock and Dumbarton must've struggled this afternoon.

Edwards is garbage but that doesn't means we should be re-signing Welsh who is also garbage. Edwards is busy and OK at a lot of things without being great at anything. He's more in the Motherwell bracker of Reading players like Zak Jules as opposed to our Niall Keown.

@C4mmy31 will call us both c***s just to prove we're correct.

Despite having mental cases who link us with David Goodwillie and having posters who are so awful we are forced to get the mods to ban them at least we aren't Kilmarnock with the likes of Cammy and previously Quitongo's Left Peg. Their normal fans must be at the stage where they permanently cringe any time another fan posts on here.

Surprised he didn't miss.

The comments about my personal life were way off so I'd imagine all the other ones are the same. Creepy nonetheless but more sad that they are completely made up than stalkerish like they'd be if they were true.

Well this is turning into a glorious night, thanks Tynieness

The absolute state of you Bet you were raging we won comfortably and you had f**k all to greet about. Please keep us all in suspense about how you use to be a boring c**t on your last login too, we're all desperate to know. I appreciate I'm giving you the attention you crave but it's so much fun laughing at you I can't help it.

Well done on figuring out how to post gifs, now try to post them when they are relevant you fucking moron. Looking forward to you meltdown abou how shite we are my lovely x

Azeez is stylish is f**k, his ability will never stop that being a fact. Here we fucking go... Glasgow.