Dee Man

Svelte

What else are kids supposed to do at soft play? (The junkie I got mine from assured me it was legit).

Away

MMS him a picture of you in Kho San Road in Bangkok on Monday morning. He'll get the idea you won't be in and you won't be there to give a f**k if he's happy or not.

Can anyone else think of a reason why Dundee or Dunfermline weren't put into the SPL as soon as Newco were rejected other than to keep the vacancy free for Newco should the SFL reject them? I can't.

When drivers, (usually, OK 100% of the time, women) get in a blind panic when they hear the sirens from police/ambulance/fire engine trying to get through stationary traffic and invariably end up making the situation worse by either getting in the way or just remaining in the same spot because they don't have a fucking clue what to do.

Tarts

What....tarrier?

Squirts

At the Steps and Peter Andre gig last night and some nutter with a Falkirk top on with GAZ on the back keeps jumping up and down in front of me and screaming like a big girl when Peter Andre was on.

Nuts

It's not a 10 point deduction anymore, it's a third of your previous seasons total.

Jammy b*****d.

I've got one. If somebody can tell me how to get a pic from my iphone onto here, it's all yours.

Well it's got to be before next Thursday or they'll be voting on Newco getting into a league with no vacancies. Also read today,(can't mind where or who), that they're trying to bring the meeting/vote forward to Tuesday. Btw, who's the guy Davie White from Falkirk who was on Talksport today? Director or General Manager or something. He said he'd be happy for Newco to go into 1st Div next season if it meant getting reconstruction the following year.

Don't listen to them Peter. I believe you, that's all that matters.

Best post of the day mate, well said!!

How much did he pay you to write that Tam?

Has he asked to see the title deeds yet?

The best thing to ever happen in the history of this planet would be if they were to get admitted into the 1st and get relegated on the last day of the season. Well second best thing anyway after that thing that happened in Wan Chai in Hong Kong in 1996 but that's for another thread.

You want to pump Dunfermline that bad?

By the time the vote happens next Thursday Dundee will be an SPL team.

I thought that was the only sensible comment he made.

Talksport- clubs overwhelmingly vote to reject sevco

Donkey baws has said on Radio Scotland that 'todays meeting will be keenly debated'. No you fucking fuckwit c**t...this is a scheduled vote, not a fucking debate. You've had 2 weeks to supply everyone with the 'facts', not leave it til today then give us yet another postponement. Is this guy even aware we can see him?