Dee Man

FAO Dundee fans: Cleppy Rd onto Provost Rd is closed and fucked with roadworks. Avoid if possible. FAO Aberdeen fans: There are no roadworks in the area so nothing to worry about travelwise. Thank you.

I'm back in the hood 'til Monday...pre-match pint tomorrow?

No. Get it to f**k.

What about the game at Dens where there wasn't 2 angles for the ball clearly hitting the Aberdeen defender's hand? If the cameras aren't covering every angle then it's pointless. Get it in the sea.

Hearing strong rumours that the Caballero Golden Kingsway Crossing Statue complete with swinging testicle chariots planning application has been denied but a 600ft high Mo Sylla opaque diamond statue with titanium pubic hair to be used as a chairlift cable has been aapproved. Fingers crossed.

“Was there any word on the street Richard?”

Should’ve told her you were leaving at 7, then she’d only have been 15 minutes late.

I’m guessing it’ll be something to do with all the Koran burnings in Sweden over the last year or so. Slightly tenuous but anything is possible in the mind of a religious extremist.

“Disrupted” is probably the wrong word - a shift/change in the dynamic if a male or female enters a female/male only crowd is an undeniable fact. Go on then, why would that be? I hope you take your wife on stag do’s. What does any of this nonsense even mean?

It’s got to the point where it’s just tokenism and a diversity box-ticking exercise. Can’t we just have one thing to ourselves? There’s a reason there are men/women only nights out and holidays away - we’re completely different creatures. Throw a woman into a male only environment and it completely disrupts the dynamic and vice versa. When was the last time you saw a male pundit ripping the piss out of a female pundit? It doesn’t happen - the banter is completely different. People are scared to say it for fear of being branded sexist or a dinosaur but Keegan said what the vast majority of football fans think. Come at me…

Hamas - a great bunch of lads.

Out of interest, what do you reckon most Palestinian supporting Celtic fan’s take on the Hamas attack would be.

Expecting 1 million people to shift in 24 hours is fair warning? Tell me how you would go about moving 40000 people per hour in any fully functional city nevermind one where the infrastructure has already been blown to bits.

Good to see the Royal Navy sending a ship out to deal with the huge Palestinian threat from the sea.

Can’t see the Israelis stopping the bombing until Palestine is a car park.

Just saw some ‘expert’ talking head on a true crime show saying some Scouse murderer hadn’t done his due diligence on his victim before shooting him. Can’t help but feel he should have interviewed him and got him to answer a series of multiple choice questions first as well.

People who say “I’m losing my faith in humanity” at any minor or major occurrence. STFU you stupid c**t, there have, and will always be morons in this world. The majority of people in the world will always be decent. The fact that any unsociable/despicable act gets highlighted should prove this. Sycamoregate brought me here and I wasn’t surprised to see it being the talking point. Can’t see many people saying they agree with it. Thank you.

Aye right.

I saw a video of police cars all over a street with the caption “Police went to the suspect’s house but he wasn’t it”. Brilliant, thanks for that amazing video.

How rude.

I can’t wait til Miguel takes this advice, can’t provide evidence he’s asked to supply, then has to post on here from the clink on a mobile phone he’s had to smuggle in up his anus.

It’s a legal requirement whether you’re employed or not and I believe everyone gets the same day rate regardless of what you earn. I don’t know how they can justify not picking up the bill for jurors loss of earnings if that’s still the case.

I’m not going to lie, having to leave the body in undergrowth and return later with a bobcat on a trailer is a bit of a pain in the arse.

I would rather lose out on the 50 quid than post that.

Potentially in part 2 of that video which I thankfully haven’t seen, nor will I press play when I recognise said lady and her kitchen in the thumbnail.