whiskychimp

True.

I don't know if it's the way I read your posts but you always come across as a complete c**t. On that basis, I'll choose not to accept your advice. And before the ruggettes, or whatever they call themselves, jump in telling me "it's you that's the c**t." I know. I know. Lets save 4 pages.

Toddlerva........ maybe not

Why would I get emptied? I didnt say anything wrong. You might not like it, but it's in no way anything other than a lovely father daughter moment with a funny ending. The guy's who made inappropriate comments, I'd have binned in a second.

Your reaction was truly awful. Then outraged when you saw the herd run the path of outrage. No provocation would lead me to post your disgraceful stuff. Lets not go round in circles.

Apology accepted You keep telling yourself that but it's not true

Whats he conpeting in?

There was nothing sick about my posts. Some of PnBs responses...... definitely, but I'll bet Div doesn't wabt to go down that road again. Its fun due to the choreographed response of PnB to a perfectly any situation. Step 1. Gifs, those are funny. Step 2. Folks like Sarge Wilson piling in and making REALLY inappropriate comments about a toddler. Step 3. The outraged step forward. Step 4. The folk that piled in desperately want to join the outraged side, so become really outraged. Step 5. You point out the terrible things they've posted 2 pages previously. They become more outraged. Step 6. They don't want to answer for their past comments so ignore all references to them and start telling you to "stop posting/meltdown/heads gone etc. Step 7. Folks like yourself try desperately to join the bandwagon but you're always a bit late and a bit boring. You can run that theory on pretty much all PnB.

It's fun.

PnB in "I know what you were really thinking" shocker. Do f**k off the condescension,.

I stand corrected. Excellent work anyway

Whoever got in first with the Breaking Bad one deserves most credit. That was excellent.

I was wrestling with my daughter and she punched me in the teeth.

Well, that's diappointing. I was having fun

Id struggle.

Big team found

Nah, Happieaccie is entertaining.

Truly awful. Decided it was her lucky night. Watching a film and I thought I'll go down on her. Got her pants off and was about to dive in. Was met with " I've just taken a huge shit"

f**k's wrong with them? Im with Chicken wing. Don't mind some scuffed up brogues

2 rows of 3 seats facing each other with hardly enough leg room between. We arrive at the final destination, the aisle is full of folk standing to get off. The guy at the window seat decides he'll stand up and push between the rows to be first out. He quickly realises he has nowhere to go and nobody has moved a muscle to help him get through the miniscule gap betwwen the knees. Cue an exasperated, "excuse me.". That was met by "we're all getting off here, why don't you just wait your turn."

This. Its so annoying. BBC article on French homelessness yesterday. 2/3 of French people think homeless ness is a failure of systems. In the UK we have a much less tolerant view on the subject with a recent study showing 35% if Brits believe the indivudual has made bad choices. Those figures are pretty much identical to the French ones, you fucking dolt.

A few years back I had one of the calls that started "Congratulations, you've won a new fitted kitchen" I pretended to get really excited, shouting at my missus that we'd won and generally going tonto. He then tried to explain that I needed to buy double glazing to be entered into a draw to win a kitchen. I now pretended to be confused and upset, telling my missus that our debt problems were going to get worse as I had to buy double glazing . Almost crying. He still tried to arrange for a quote to be done. I then told him to f**k off

I'd fucking love to be the man on that moon.

I also have a real thing for Emily Maitlis. She's sometimes stunning and sometimes rough but always sexy