hearthammer

I'll go out for a snail filled brioche roll after my mates car got pain, braw .

Can i enquire as to whether one is strapped to one's lavvy for a good hour post-consumption ??

That sounds glorious. Sacrilegious heathen, abusing a Stephen's Steak Bridie comme ca.

Every time i crave a tuna/mayo/salad sandwich, i go to pieces. It's plain that this condition will heal, and i know i'll be panned for it. It's a small pain to endure and it's barmy, but my naan will take pita on me. Amen

B*Witched - C'est La Vie

You may be a first for P & B, or maybe even the whole wide world, to admit, by inference and reference, that your old club died. Chapeau, sir.

Were you as concerned and vociferous about the conduct of the (then) SFL and subsequent SPFL board members in 2012 when they ripped up their own constitution and rules to accommodate and facilitate the newly formed Sevco/The rangers International Ltd after the industrial scale cheating that had been going on for a decade ?? Did you feel then that, from a fairness and transparency perspective, the old rangers should have been given the same treatment and punishment as Gretna, who also went into administration owing numerous creditors ?? The main difference between Gretna and the old, now deceased, rangers was around £160m.

Dave Edmunds - I Knew The Bride

For anyone struggling with or unsure about what the "nation" should be doing to celebrate like a true brit tomorrow : https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8294477/Get-ready-party-like-1945.html Food for thought

Indent

I'm suitably impressed by the levels of de facto knowledge on here regarding the conclusion of the war. Interspersed with opinions and views about particular manoeuvres, there's a great degree of knowledge being shown. Friday will be a wankathon for the english media and sentiments of kincy's "we Brits" (see above) will be forefront, whilst waving their union flags and telling each other how resilient and "british" the whole success was. If those promoting the charities for the poppy brigade really want to boost their coffers, they should release a dvd of captain Tom knobbing Vera Lynn in Dover on Friday morning/afternoon/evening till they''ve finished the deed and are both seen smoking a Players full strength fag. Only trying to help

Don McLean - Castles In The Air

Enduring

James McLean says you could always stick it up your arse, apparently.

Someone's looking for the best of both worlds with this corona thing.

Substance

Richard Marx - Hazard

Mark Knopfler - Going Home (Local Hero Theme)

I was fully aware that it was Cambodia and not Thailand. Was kinda amusing in my head, but obviously failed to translate into scribe. Keep safe.

Just think of all the bad publicity the Khmer Rouge used to get out your way. They're obviously on a charm offensive. More power to them - no, wait . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Except when they reinvented the rulebook to shoehorn the the rangers into the SPFL instead of dealing with them in the same way as Gretna and each other club which transgressed. Selective memories when convenient and it concerns your club/company/new entity.

This virus has reached the birds in my garden, with social distancing being strictly observed. Picture taken through a window, hence lack of sharpness and clarity.

Have more of a Chinese/Japanese theme for my sitting room walls. They're 3d wooden pictures. Telling me i can only upload one at a time. Others to follow.