Dear SFA, I wrote a statement you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my Twitter, and my insta at the bottom
I sent two statements back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble my statements too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; f**k it, what's been up? Man how's your Crawford Allan?