this got posted today by a few people
"Are ye Scottish? Ah um aye. Ye ken ur a true Scot if ye can properly pronounce Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall Street, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. Yer used tae 4 seasons in wan day. Ye kin faw aboot pished wioot spilling yer drink. Ye kin make hale sentences jist wi swear wurds. Ye ken irn bru is a hang-oer cure. Ye actually unnerstawn this message and yer gonnae repost it."
admittedly not anywhere near as bad as the "full time mum" ones but still cringeworthy