lanky_ffc

Needs less punctuation IMO.

I've never understood this either. To me, it's no different to being hit on by a bird you're not interested in i.e. you have a girlfriend or she's a munter. Thanks, but no thanks.

When I was at uni (3 years back now!), Wednesday was a student night. It was pretty decent tbf.

Not keen on these. Look more like a training top than a strip.

I saw Gareth Bale and Oxlade-Chamberlain at my 5s on Monday. They were filming a Lucozade advert.

A bird on mine just posted a rant about how she almost went in to the back of someone cause they pulled out in front of her while she was doing 60 and were driving along at 30. This was accompanied with a photo of said car in front of her. Words fail me.

BUFTIE

That Andrew Weatherall set was a bit obscure for my liking. The link did lead me to a cracking Richie Hawtin mix though

Good choice, drunken Smurph. Swap the olives for red onion and that's my usual.

I've got Pearl Lounge in Aberdeen on my Facebook. Some abominations go there of a weekend. Will get some pics posted when I get a chance.

Even worse than the infamous Bankies tattoo.

Consider this stolen.

People that give it the "against modern football" chat on Facebook but are happy to just watch EPL on Sky.

GERALD

She looks decent tbf.

Is Wale Hezekiah (@waleluvzgirl) a genuine guy or just a parody account? Either way, he's hilarious.

I must have followed Peter Dow from someone on here. What a disturbed man. I've noticed that he's fairly quiet during the day then just goes off on one when Newsnight comes on. Also saw him sending abusive tweets to a female newsreporter recently.

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ITV4 if you fancy catching him in action.

Anyone who didn't vote for Alston's goal deserves to sectioned IMO.

Ah, the old "someone hacked my account" defence.

Posted this on my Twitter last night but here is another from his new album which samples/steals a beat from another song: You would think he'd get permission for using that tune as it's well known and recognisable - was on SHM - Until Now, one of the biggest selling albums last year. He's also had previous copyright infringements for Black Eyed Peas songs. Can't be arsed linking but I think it was Boom Boom Pow and Shut Up. Easy to google if you're interested. ETA: Just saw this comment posted under the Bang Bang video: What a fucking fraud

As annoying as "YOLO" is, I can sort of understand people using it on pictures from parties or nights out. But some bird on mine has put up a picture of her pals dog in the park with the caption, "YOLO my friend". Whiiiiit?? Edit: Her pal's dog is called Mr Levi apparently. What a pair of brain donors.

Thought the Twitter account was funny at first but sick of it already.