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"Tag a mate" seems to be new craze. Annoying as f**k.

Had some bird sharing a "100 years of the UVF" picture. She probably knows f**k all about it and has just shared cause she's a Sevco fan. I've replied with, "Didn't know you were terrorist sympathiser". I'm awaiting the seethe... Edit: Followed 10 minutes later by a status to her dead gran. f**k sake. Definite candidate for Juan Guye.

Enoch Showumni must still be FIFA

Out of interest, what does his daughter do for the club?

That's a pretty shocking attitude to have towards your staff. Wouldn't blame the players if they refused to play.

Went to see Crystal Palace-Middlesborough on Saturday and looking at Watford-Derby or Brentford-Walsall this weekend.

I'm plumping for the latter. Horrible brand.

I'm heading to that one. My mate got tickets through a lad from his work who's in the supporters club. Pricey though. You're a bit unfortunate with that weekend as it's derbys in the Prem and only one Championship team is at home.

Ray Wilkins enjoying a night out in Aberdeen:

I'll second this. A good whisky to start on as it's fairly easy to drink, reasonably priced and widely available. I got a bottle of this as a leaving present before Xmas and I'm yet to crack it open. I've got high hopes for it!

P&B's favourite food critic advertising for weight watchers: Link

What's the story behind it? As far as I can make out, he was getting ripped about his cock so posted a video of himself riding.

Some guy from Falkirk has posted a video of himself shagging a bird. Haven't seen the video in question - I imagine it's been removed - but shit is going down: Link

What an effort. Just followed everyone on the list on page 65. For all you lazy c***s, I've created a "Pie & Bov" list on my page. I like things to be organised

Thought I'd see what all the uss is about. @CunningColin if you fancy following me. My tweets are mainly football and dance music. Will work through that list and follow everyone at some point. Edit: Most up to date list is on page 65.

Don't have a problem with them putting the prices back up if it didn't work for the Cowdenbeath game. But doing it at such short notice is shambolic and pretty cynical. Would the prices have jumped back up had we not beaten Dunfermline? I think not.

Cat Cubie? Link She's my favourite, although Ralston has a bit of the "naughty school teacher" look about her. Stav can f**k right off.

Falkirk FC: The SFL's box office team

Caught up with episodes 4 and 5 last night. 4 was a really solid episode, probably the best of the series, whereas 5 was pretty weak. The two proper LOL moments for me were the "Outfuneral" sketch - at the end, "Shiiiiiiit!" - and the windyman where it cut to the scene of him in the playpark.

Destiny's Child - Survivor

Inspired by this thread, I've just asked my sister to get me the Leftfield and Aphex Twin albums for Xmas. I've heard a decent amount of both but never thought to get their albums until now. Cracking thread, especially for those of us who weren't old enough to appreciate the albums first time around

All my Xmas shopping done by the 7th

Can anyone recommend a decent beer shop in the middle of Aberdeen? Struggling to think of anywhere other than Peckhams.

At home to Forfar in the next round of the Scottish Cup. Would have prefered it away but oh well.

Watched an episode of this a couple of years back and thought it was pish. Decided to give it another try and I've enjoyed this series so far. As other others have said, it can be quite hit or miss. But it's worth watching for the good sketches. Favourite sketches so far have been Falconhoof (episode 3's one was hilarious - "climb the walls", "dig a tunnel" ), the "what's your hing?" and the Larry Forsyth experiments. Anyone know where I can watch the first two series online? If not, I'll probably just ask for it for Xmas.