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I was in the pub with my girlfriend and a few of her pals before Xmas. We were discussing that programme about the woman who got her face ravaged by a dog. Turns out I was the only one who knew what a face transplant involved. The rest of them thought you got someone else's face like in the film, Face Off.

The one on the right should have done everyone a favour and worn a bra. Boak.

Superb comeback from Tade.

That was my thoughts as well. A pretty pathetic fee for a team supposedly flush with cash. And I would really grudge him going there as whenever I've seen them on the Football League Show, they've come across as arrogant c***s.

Midsomer Murders?

I applied for Total Wipeout and got asked for an interview in Leeds. I didn't bother with it as they only gave me 4 days notice. It would have been pretty expensive booking an Aberdeen-Leeds train at such short notice and the interview was only going to last 2 minutes.

Interesting article about Darren Hill. Link Also, has anyone heard a rumour about Rangers buying Sibbald and loaning him back to us? Someone on my FB has suggested that along with a 45K bid from Crawley for Farid. Edit: Found the link.

Try Hummingbird on Bath Street. Pretty sure they still do 2 for 1 burgers. Last time I went I had a black and blue. A big, juicy beefburger topped with bacon and Stilton. A brilliant scran for a hungover Sunday.

When did that open? I've been to the one in Covent Garden and the food was excellent. Also, it was very reasonably priced given that he's a well known chef and the restaurant is in Central London. 45 across the UK.

My favourite chain is probably Yo Sushi although it can be a bit pricey depending on your appetite. A really good selection of sushi, noodle and rice dishes and the service is brilliant - just pick what you want off the conveyor or ask them to make one fresh if it's not there. I also like nandos and think the reason it splits opinion is because it's borderline between restaurant and fast food. I view as more of a fast food place as I've never waited more than 15 minutes for my main and normally get houmus as a warm up. For me, the worst is probably Frankie and Bennys. The food isn't bad but it's so overpriced for what it is. For what you would pay there, you could get a much better quality of meal elsewhere.

I have a few Arsenal 'fans' like that on my Facebook. Gloryhunters that forgot about the glory. Also, those love hearts really annoy me. Sure fire sign of a Facebook mongo. "I can't actually use words to express how I'm feeling so I'll post a name with a love heart next to it."

We should be aiming for maximum points from the 3 home games and of the away games, the only tricky ties look to be Livi and Morton. Anything can happen though. Here are County's fixtures for the same period: Partick (H) QoS (A) Morton (H) Livi (H) Raith (A) Ayr (H) Dundee (A) QoS (H) Hamilton (A) Pretty similar to ours. We both play Partick, Ayr and QoS at home and Hamilton and Raith away. We play Ayr twice whereas they play QoS twice and they have a game in hand which, for the purpose of comparison, is against Dundee.

Bit of a dodgy title on this article. Link.

To be fair, from what I remember of her at school, the fact she managed to bake a potato is a minor miracle in itself.

I can't stand people who post pictures of food they've cooked as if it's some sort of achievement. A girl on mine just posted a picture of a baked potato and salad. Aye, well done hen

I've never understood "we are the people". What people are you? Aren't we all people??

I remember seeing them in Rosies in Falkirk for a work Xmas night out a few years back. I'm sure there were four of them playing back to back and they had some live instruments. A brilliant night all round. They had a regular slot at City for awhile but it never really took off. Do they still do Stereofunk in Strathclyde Park? Always fancied going along but never had the chance. Brilliant tune. I've been to the Arches on Boxing day the last two years but wasn't that arsed about it this year. I like Dash Berlin but he's not someone I get that excited about. I would probably have enjoyed it if I was there. Can't believe that was your first time at the Arches!

I find the tear-stained posts on my FB highly amusing. Of the OF fans I have, about 90% are Rangers - just the area I grew up in, not a conspiracy, honest! - so for that reason alone, a Celtic win is always quite enjoyable. I've had loads of posts about the disallowed goal but my favourite is this: 1) You deleted people because you can't take the stick but are quite happy to dish it out when "ra people" win. 2) If they're no longer in your news feed, they won't be able to see this status 3) Sobbing uncontrollably ^^^^^^

FIFA 12 and a bottle of sailor jerry from my sister. Pleasing. Mainly money, vouchers, books and DVD's from the rest of my family. And a yearly tradition from my mum and dad. Beano annual

I slept in so I've only really opened my stocking. Just the usual stuff in it like toiletries, socks, boxers and little gadgets. Does anyone else still get a stocking? I'm 23 and my mum still does them for all of us.

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Has anyone ordered from Toffs before? I ordered a top on the 18th and it still hasn't arrived. The status for it is currently, "Back ordered, no shipment set".

I had Radio 1on the other day and they were doing some sort of competition to see who could get the most famous RT.