Coventry Saint

Impossible: surely, after the first hug, they were no longer a stranger. [emoji6] As I would say to any team that has previously been pretty impotent, congratulations on the semi. It's a great achievement. Not that you'd know it, from the state of this thread.

We once signed Alan Gow outside the transfer window. He's without a club currently. Just saying.

That's class.

Congrats on the win last night. I'm just going to check in here periodically to check you all still love Jim Goodwin. Hope that's cool.

Those Falkirk hammer throwers will snap that guy in two and wreck his confidence, like they did with McMullan. Then they'll refuse to believe their team is anything but bullied by everyone else for the rest of the season.

Yes, that was the fella. IIRC (but given I couldn't remember his name, that's admittedly in doubt) he trialled for us then signed for Morton. Quick wiki glance says he's only managed four senior appearances since leaving the Ton. What a waster! Fake edit: Gus was impressed, apparently. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/st-mirren-take-former-arsenal-984686#Otk52UIRCRM3TqbF.97

You guys got your revenge (of sorts) with that centre half, though whose name I have forgotten. I want to say Dom somebody. Fucking hell, creeping senility. I think he turned out shite, but plenty fans were pissed off he signed for you.

Ah, the Neil Lennon approach: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/st-mirren-captain-jim-goodwin-1806164#vx5jiEhGWQ2H22Dg.97

The seethe from County fans must have been glorious to behold. They already fucking hate Goodwin for a couple of historical non-incidents that caused Derek Adams to go apoplectic.

The rules do seem to be unequivocally clear on that front: http://spfl.co.uk/docs/067_324__therulesofthespfl_1375800603.pdf

Nah, I reckon you'll finish with at least a few points on the board.

Website looks nice and clean. Good job. State of that league table, though Fucking diddies.

Goodwin Good luck to the big man; he'll be a standout in that league next season. Ignore the haters: the man is pure box office. St Mirren legend, and, as others have said, glad we're not playing him next season. Could be tempted along to an Alloa game to see the man in action.

Will it be a totally public vote?

You really are this forum's lowest common denominator. If you didn't understand my post, it's ok to admit that.

At least we have confirmation that the Greenock Morton Threads Aren't Better Than Yours.

In which case I shall respectfully wind my neck in!

Just for clarity, are we the 'beggars'?! How many times have we come to you with our buckets out looking for money?! "Beggars"

Fucking hell. Obviously not as bad as our relegation strip, but that is chronic.

I think that originally came from a Ton fan. Don't think there's been much other talk of it. Doesn't mean it won't happen, of course - most of our signings come out of nowhere, despite what the so-called ITK people like to pretend. I think we'd been hoping that the Hutton signing would start a flurry of new arrivals, but probably need to wait for the current contracts to end so we can clear out properly.

32 games.

It isn't, though - we've tasted actual success in recent years so have no real need to compare ourselves to you. (I will admit, however, that your continued failure to beat us head-to-head has provided a gloss to an otherwise gash season.) It's Morton fans who have been obsessed with the (one point) 'gap' this season. You have no need to be gutted for us. You concentrate on celebrating your 'superb' ( ) fifth place.

You were the one who described your one-point advantage over us as 'superb'. Your friend dYb described it as 'glorious'. Finishing ahead of us in the league is clearly the pinnacle for Morton. You'd give both of your tiny, tiny bollocks to experience a fraction of the success that even we, basically a fairly shit side, have experienced in the last 35 years. Oh, and trying to use our superior budget and better recent standing as a stick to beat us with?! Smooth. All you've done is draw attention to our long-standing superiority. That superiority remains today, despite you managing to scrape an extra draw than we did this year. That superiority remains despite you desperately trying to pretend that we haven't been lording it over from a considerably higher league position than you for almost two decades, prior to this season. To be honest, our superiority has been so ingrained that taking the piss out of you became passé. I wish we'd stuck with it because you've clearly allowed one extra draw accrued over a season to make you forget your true station in life as St Mirren's eternal bitches.